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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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It's Brent Spiner.
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Who?
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He played Data on Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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It's, like, my favorite show of all time!
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Oh, my God, I got to go talk to him.
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No, you have to go talk to the girl.
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What should I do?
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I mean, should I get him a drink or should I compliment him, or...?
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I don't know how to pick up Brent Spiner!
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Lieutenant Commander Data, sir...
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sensors indicate we are go for party.
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One day.
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Just one day without this-- that's all I ask.
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Look, I'm sorry. I just...
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I had to come and talk to you, because
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your character helped me get through a very awkward period in my life.
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Starting when I was 14 and ending...
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well, hopefully sometime in the next couple years, but...
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Can I just ask you a few questions?
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Look, look, look, you... you seem like a nice guy.
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You can ask me about any of the plays or films I've been in.
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I'd be happy to talk to you about art, music, literature...
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I'd just... I'd rather not talk about Star Trek.
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O h...
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So, what were the Ferengi like?
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....so, you know, I love working on the show,
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but my true passion is trying to bring women's field hockey to the 2008 Olympic Games.
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Wow! You are so interesting! I really like you.
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I really like you, too.
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Gosh, you know, it's just so hard to find a good girlfriend.
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But this feels kinda right.
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Yeah!
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- Do you want to dance?
- Okay, girlfriend!
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Oh, we're doing this now. Okay.
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Michael, oh, I thought that was you.
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Well, aren't you a sexy little fancy man?
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Well, Joey didn't tell me you'd be here.
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Oh, he didn't tell me that you'd be here.
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You know, if he had, I wouldn't have brought Data.
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Look, Bobbie, come on. You're my agent. You know I don't like that.
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I was just telling him I don't want to talk about Data.
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You listen to me, Mr. Roboto.
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Michael is a fan, and if he wants you to be Data, then you be Data.
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If he wants you to be R2-D2, then I want to hear blippedy-blop-squark.
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Now, I'm going to give you boys a chance to talk.
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And one day, you'll return the favor... hard.
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Look, if, uh...
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if you don't want to talk about Star Trek...
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No, no, no, no, I'm sorry. She's right. Sit down.
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Please, just... what do you want to know?
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Seriously?
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Well, uh, I've always wondered about your evil twin brother Lore.
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When you... I mean, when he... when Lore...
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God, I've practiced this in front of a mirror so many times.
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Can you just excuse me for one second, Mr. Spiner?
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Call me Brent.
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Call you Brent.
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- Hey, how's it going?
- I thought you'd left.
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No, I wouldn't leave, when a woman of such great pulchritude was here.
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Pulchritude-- that's, uh, a word I spelled in a competition once.
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That's P-U-L-C-H-R...
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Spelling is totally hot.
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Totally hot.
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Are you kidding me?
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Oh, my God, Brent's leaving.
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The guy from Independence Day?
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Yeah, Independence Day, good. That's good. I'll be right back.
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You know, I... I don't know if you'd be interested, but,
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I keep an old spacesuit in the car to impress women.
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You want to see it?
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I'm sorry, uh, I'm really going to have to go with Brent.
