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[飞出个未来] Futurama剧集中音频对白剪辑下载(第一季/5季版)

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Season 01
Episode Sounds: 1ACV01 - Space Pilot 3000     

1.
Fry: "Space, it seemsto go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla startsthrowing barrels at you. And that's how you play the game."
Boy: "You stink loser!"

  
2.
Fry: "Michelle, baby,where are you going?"
Michelle: "It's not working out Fry. I put your stuff out on thesidewalk!"

  
3.
Fry: "I hate my life,I hate my life, I hate my life."

  
4.
Fry: "Hello! Pizzadelivery for ... I.C. Wiener? Aww, crud. I always thought by this point in mylife I'd be the one making the crank calls..."

  
5.
Fry: "It's the future!My parents, my coworkers, my girlfriend. I'll never see any of them again!Yahooo!"

  
6.
Scientist1: "Welcometo the world of tomorrow!"
Scientist2: "Why do always have to say it that way?"
Scientist1: "Haven't you ever heard of a little thing calledshowmanship? Come, your destiny awaits!"

  
7.
Fry: "Can I ask you aquestion?"
Leela: "As long as it's not about my eye."
Fry: "errr."
Leela: "Is it about my eye?"
Fry: "Sort of."
Leela: *sigh* "Just ask the question."
Fry: "What's with the eye?"
Leela: "I'm an alien alright? Let's drop the subject."
Fry: "Cool! An alien! Has your race taken over the earth?"
Leela: "No.. I just work here."

  
8.
Leela: "Well, at leasthere you'll be treated with dignity. Now strip naked and get on theprobulator."

  
9.
Fry: "Wow, a real liverobot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new years costume?"
Bender: "Bite my shiny metal ass!"
Fry: "It doesn't look so shiny to me."
Bender: "Shinier than yours, meatbag."

  
10.
Bender:"Listen, buddy, I'm in a hurry here. Let's try for a twofer. Hehe."
Suicide Booth: "Please select mode of death. Quick and painless orslow and horrible."
Fry: "Yeah, I'd like to place a collect call?"
Suicide Booth: "You have selected slow and horrible."
Bender: "Great choice!"

  
11.
SuicideBooth: "You are now dead. Thank you for using Stop'n'Drop.
America's favorite suicide booth since 2008."

  
12.
Leela'sBoss: "This is unacceptable Leela! You must find this Mr Fry andinstall his chip."
Leela: "Look, he is just a nobody who doesn't wanna be a deliveryboy. I'd really rather not force it on him."
Leela's Boss: "Well, that's your job! Whether you like it or not.And it's my job to make you do your job, whether I like it or not. Which I do!Very much! Now get to work!"
Leela: *sigh*
Leela's Boss:
"Life is good."

  
13.
Fry:"Why would a robot need to drink?"
Bender: "I don't *need* to drink. I can quit anytime I want!"*burp*

  
14.
Leela:"This is officer 1BDI, requesting backup."
Cop : "We'll be there in 5 minutes!"

  
15.
Nimoy:"We share our wisdom with those who seek it. It's a life of quietdignity."
Woman: "Feeding time!"

  
16.
Nixon:"That's it! You just made my list. *Aruu*"
Fry : "Ow ow owuu ow ow ow. Stop it. Down boy. Bad President."

  
17.
Leela:"You guys were totally out of control."

  
18.
Fry:"Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if youjust bend the bars!"
Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend forconstructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"
Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmedyou to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"
Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"

  
19.
Fry:"Come on Bender. It's up to you to make your own decisions in life. That'swhat's seperates people and robots from animals .. and animal robots!"
Bender: "You're full of crap Fry! *zap* You make a persuasiveargument Fry."

  
20.
Leela:"Wait!"
Bender: "No thanks!"

  
21.
Fry:"Good lord, what is this?"
Bender: "It's the decaying ruins of ooold
New York. Welcome home pal!"

  
22.
Fry:"What is the matter with you?"
Bender: "I just wanted to be part of the moment."
Leela: "Hey! He stole my ring!"
Bender: "Sorry. Well, that solves the mystery of the missingring."

  
23.
Prof.Farnsworth: "Who are you?"
Fry: "I'm your dear old unlce Fry."
Prof. Farnsworth: "I don't have an uncle Fry."
Bender: "You do now."

  
24.
Prof.Farnsworth: "Let me show you around. That's my lab table and this ismy work stool and over there is my intergalactic space ship. And here is wherei keep assorted lengths of wire."
Fry: "Wow, a real live space ship!"
Prof. Farnsworth: "I designed it myself. Let me show some of thedifferent lengths of wire I used."

  
25.
Fry:"This is awesome! Are we gonna fly through space fighting monsters andteaching alien women to love?"
Prof. Farnsworth: "If by that you mean transporting cargo? Thenyes! It's a little home business I started to fund my research."
Fry: "Cool! What's my job gonna be?"
Prof. Farnsworth: "You'll be responsible for ensuring that thecargo reaches its destination."
Fry: "So ... I'm gonna be a delivery boy?"
Prof. Farnsworth: "Yes, exactly!"
Fry: "Alright! I'm a delivery boy!"




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发表于 2009-2-8 13:21:43 | 显示全部楼层
老大......咱能不能打个包传到电驴或者bt上,你传上了我就天天给你做种......
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 10:28:37 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV02 - The Series has landed

1. Professor: "I paid tohave it aired during the Super Bowl."
Fry: "Wow."
Professor: "Not on the same channel, of course."

  
2 .H. G. Blob: "Evans! Where'sthat package from earth?"
Employee: "uhh..."
H. G. Blob: (eating sounds)
Employee: "I'm not Evans!"

  
3.
Voiceover: "Planetexpress - our crew is replaceable, your package isn't!"

  
4.
Fry: "I'm never gonnaget used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? AdmiralCrunch?"
Leela: "Well if you don't like that, try some ArchdukeChocula."

  
5.
Hermes: "Ok Captain,this is just a standard legal release protecting Planet Express from lawsuitsin the event of the unforeseen."
Leela: "Death by airlock failure."
Hermes: "Mm-hm."
Leela: "Death by brain parasite."
Hermes: "Yeah"
Leela: "Death by sonic diarrhea."
Hermes: "Oh ho, you don't want that."
Leela: "Look. I don't know about your previous captains, but Iintend to do as little dying as possible."
Hermes: (laughs) "Sign the paper."

  
6.
Professor: "Now Fry,before you go into space you'll need to see our staff doctor. I should warn youthough, he's a little unusual. He wears sandals!"

  
7.
Zoidberg: "Now openyour mouth and let's have a look at that brain. No, nononono, not thatmouth."
Fry: "I only have one."
Zoidberg: "Really?"
Fry: "Uh...is there a human doctor around?"
Zoidberg: "Young lady! I'm an expert on humans. Now pick a mouth,open it, and say" (warbling noise)
Fry: "Uh.." (clears throat and does his best imitation)
Zoidberg: "What! My mother was a saint!!! Get out!"

  
8.
Woman: "Hey...you'rethe unfrozen guy from the 20th century, right?"
Fry: "Last time I checked."

  
9.
Professor: "Ah, to beyoung again...and also a robot."

  
10.
Fry: "Can I do thecountdown?"
Leela: "Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out."
Fry: "Ten...nine..."
Leela: "Ok, we're here."
Fry: "Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff."

  
11.
Fry: "That's one smallstep for Fry..."
Man: "And one giant line for admission."
Fry: "Um...can I have cuts?"
Man: "Hmm...no!"

  
12.
Leela: "Fry, we have acrate to deliver."
Fry: "Well, let's just dump it in the sewer and say we deliveredit."
Bender: "Too much work. Let's burn it and say we dumped it in thesewer."
Leela: "Ok, if everyone's finished being stupid..."
Fry: "I had more! But you go ahead."

  
13.
Amy: "Aye aye captain!I mean...only one eye. I mean...yes sir! Um...ma'am."

  
14.
Man: "Wise guy, huh?If I wasn't so lazy I'd punch you in the stomach."
Fry: "But you are lazy, right?"
Man: "Ah, don't get me started!"

  
15.
Craterface: "Hi, I'mcraterface! Welcome to the park. I'll have to confiscate your alcohol,sir!"
Bender: "Better mascots than you have tried."
Craterface: "At least I still have my self respect." (does asilly laugh, then cries)

  
16.
Leela: "Ugh, who buysthis trash?"
Bender: "Idiots who need gifts for other idiots."
Fry: "Hey! I got you guys refrigerator magnets."

  
17.
Bender: "How manyroads must a man walk down before you..." (starts howling, then pants)"Keep those things off of me! Magnets screw up my inhibition unit."
Fry: "So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folksinger?"
Bender: "Yes...I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be afolk singer..."

  
18.
Bender: "You're thekind of guy who visits
Jerusalem and doesn't wanna see the sexeteria!"

  
19.
Fry: "I don't care howeducational it is, let's do it!"

  
20.
Amy: "Mister, couldyou please get those keys out for me?"
Man: "What do I look like, a guy who's not lazy?"

  
21.
Fry: "Well, I'mfeeling lucky. Ow! Ooh! Ah!" (falling sounds) "Uh...I'm ready to goback now."

  
22.
Fry: "We're gonna die!It's every man for himself! Help me, Leela! ... You did it! We're safe!"
Leela: "No, now we're gonna die."
Fry: "It's every man for himself!"

  
23.
Bender: "C'mon, it'sjust like making love! Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engagerotor..."
Amy: "Ugh, I know how to make love!"

  
24.
Bender: "Yeah! Well,I'm gonna go build my own theme park. With blackjack and hookers! In fact,forget the park!"

  
25.
Man: "Looky here citygirl, oxygen don't grow on trees. You'll have to earn it doing chores on myhydroponic farm."

  
26.
Man: "Yep! Drops downto minus 173."
Fry: "Fahrenheit or Celsius?"
Man: "First one, then t'other."

  
27.
Fry: "Ugh, Bender. Youdidn't touch the Crushinator, did you?"
Bender: "Of course not! A lady that fine you gotta romancefirst." (loud sound, then shout)

  
28.
Fry: "Hey, cool! Darkside of the moon."
Leela: "*gasp* Nightfall is coming. Hurry, before we freeze."
Bender: "What do you mean "we", mammal?"

  
29.
Professor: "Oh dear, Ireally ought to do something. But I am already in my pajamas..." *snore*

  
30.
Fry: *gasp* "It's thatflag from MTV! And Neil Armstrong's footprint! Hey, my foot's bigger! Leela,isn't this the greatest thing you've ever seen?"
Leela: "Fry, look around. It's just a crummy plastic flag and adead man's tracks in the dust!"

  
31.
Bender: "Oh, no roomfor Bender, huh? Fine, I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack andhookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack! Ah, screw thewhole thing."

  
32.
Fry:"Oh...I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to lookup at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have thegrades...or the physical endurance...plus I threw up a lot, and nobody likedspending a week with me."
Leela: "A week would be a little much."

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 10:48:59 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV03 - I, Roommate


1.
Hermes: "Fry, mon, ifyou're going to be living in the office you could at least be on time forwork."
Fry: "I'm sorry...I was up really late poking through people'sdesks."

  
2.
Leela: "What the hellare you doing? You're getting a huge dose of radiation!"
Fry: "And great lift!"
Leela: "Ugh, do you know how long it's going to take me torecalibrate these engines?"
Fry: "Hey! When you look this good, you don't have to knowanything."

  
3.
Leela: "Professor, weneed to talk to you about Fry."
Bender: "That's right, we want some money! Wait, what's this aboutFry?"

  
4.
Fry: "Hey, Professor!Mmm, great jerky."
Professor: "My God, this is an outrage! I was going to eat thatmummy!"

  
5.
Voiceover: "BachelorChow, now with flavor!"

  
6.
Fry: "Sheesh, 40,000channels and only 150 have anything good on."

  
7.
Robot woman: "It fits!Then you must know that I'm..."
Calculon: "Metric? I've always known. But for you my darling, I'mwilling to convert."

  
8.
Leela: "Fry, sometimesin close quarters, people do inconsiderate things without realizing it."
Fry: "I know, but I forgive you."
Leela: "No, Fry...By "close quarters" I mean thisoffice."
Fry: "Uh huh."
Leela: "And by "people" I mean you."
Fry: "Right."
Leela: "And by "inconsiderate" I mean..."
Fry: "Leela! We're trying to watch tv."
Bender: "Yeah, would you kindly shut your noisehole?"

  
9.
Fry: "Hey, uh, why isthe tv getting smaller?"
Hermes: "We'll bill ya for the couch."

  
10.
Bender:"The chemical energy keeps my fuel charged."
Fry: "Then what are the cigars for?"
Bender: "They make me look cool."

  
11.
Fry:"I must've really been acting like a jerk."
Bender: "Yeah, but everybody's a jerk. You, me, this jerk. That'smy philosophy."

  
12.
Bender:"Let's see, where to start. Ok...this is the tv area. That over there'sthe breakfast nook, and over here's where you'll be living. Which is great,cause till now it's just been wasted space."
Fry: "It's kinda cramped in here. I don't even have room to hang myclothes!"
Bender: "Look pal, you've only got one set of clothes and you'renot taking them off while I'm here!"

  
13.
Bender:*snore* "Kill all humans...Kill all humans...Must kill all hu..."
Fry: "Bender, wake up!"
Bender: "I was having the most wonderful dream! I think you were init."

  
14.
Fry:"Uh...listen Bender, uh, where's your bathroom?"
Bender: "Bathwhat?"
Fry: "Bathroom."
Bender: "What room?"
Fry: "Bathroom!"
Bender: "What what?"
Fry: "Ah, never mind."

  
15.
Bender:"Not enough room? My place is two cubic meters, and we only take up 1.5cubic meters. We've got room for a whole nother two thirds of a person!"

  
16.
Leela:"What if I just help the two of you find a bigger apartment?"
Bender: "I don't know...I've got a lot of great memories of my oldplace. And now they're gone!"

  
17.
Man:"Sure, it ain't one of them la-de-da above ground places. But if you likethat...ew! Forget about it!"

  
18.
Fry:"Hm...I'm not sure we wanna pay for a dimension we're not gonna use."

  
19.
Fry:"Well, I give up. What's the catch?"
Man: "Oh, no catch. Although we are technically in
New Jersey."
Fry: "Not one place even remotely liveable."

  
20.
Bender:"What's with all the crap?"
Leela: "It's not crap!"
Woman: "Dr. Mabutu collected this crap while he was exploring thewhatchacallit. Universe."
Fry: "Well, this place has everything except the only thing I careabout. A tv."
Woman: "It's got a tv, you young whatchacallit! Idiot."

  
21.
Bender:"You know, Fry...Of all the friends I've had, you're the first."

  
22.
Amy:"aaah!" (slips)
Fry: "Hey Amy."
Amy: "Hey."

  
23.
TV robot:"If anyone here objects to this union, let them speak now or forever holdtheir...(robot in audience starts beeping)"
Fry: "Is he objecting or backing up?"
Amy: "Looks like both."

  
24 Professor:"Obviously your thoughts are being transmitted on the samefrequency."
Woman: "They're on my cell phone too."
Bender: "Madam, I believe you're mistaken. (over phone: Wow, thatlady's got a huge ass!) Those could be anyone's thoughts, fatass."

  
25.
Any:"Do you think Calculon's evil twin will ever walk again?"
Hermes: "I don't know, Amy, I just don't know."
Amy: "Aaah!" (slips)
Fry: "Hey, thanks for coming."

  
26.
Bender:"My roommate's gone. And all he left behind was an eyelash and three skinflakes."

  
27.
Leela:"Look at that
5 o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?"
Bender: "Hey, what I don't do is none of your business."
Leela: "Please, Bender, have some malt liquor. If not for yourself,then for the people who love you."
Bender: "I hate the people who love me and they hate me!"

  
28.
Bender:"Are you crazy? That's Little Bender you're talking about! I can't cut itoff. You're not a robot or a man, so you wouldn't understand!"

  
29.
Leela:"I can't just stand by and be silent about Bender anymore."
Fry: "Silent? You've been meddling for two solid weeks."
Leela: "Well, I can't just do that anymore!"

  
30.
Fry:"Bender! You're blind stinking sober!"
Bender: "That's right, I'm sober and crazy and I dunno what I mightdo!"
Fry: "Don't do it!"
Bender: "I dunno what it is yet! ...Oh yeah, now I remember."

  
31
Leela:"Bender, stop!"
Fry: "Cutting Leela's head off won't solve anything!"
Bender: "Nah, I'm gonna chop off my antenna."
Fry: "Hey, yeah. That sounds good. Can I give you a hand?"
Leela: "Fry, don't help him mutilate himself!"
Fry: "But it's a useless antenna, it's not like he's a ham radio orsomething."

  
32.
Bender:"You're my best friend, Fry. I'm sorry I treated you so badly."
Fry: "Apology accepted. After all, you're only human."
Leela: "Wait a minute...you did it all backwards. Fry is the onewho should be...oh, never mind."

  
33.
Robot:"Huh. You call that an antenna?"

  
34.
Bender:"This time you'll have all the human comforts. We'll get a couple oftoilets, some food cookers, maybe a puppy..."

  
35.
Bender:"By the way, I saved your stuff."
Fry: "So that's where those skin flakes went!"

  
36.
Fry:"You think this fruit tree's gonna get enough light?"
Bender: "There's a window in the closet."
Fry: "This is huge! Bender, why don't I just live in here?"
Bender: "In a closet? *sigh* Humans..."

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 11:01:29 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV04 - Love's Labours Lost In Space

1.
Fry: "What was wrongwith your date last night?"
Leela: "I don't know, something I couldn't quite put my fingeron...possibly his vile lizard tongue!"
Amy: "You're too picky."
Fry: "Yeah. If you rule out every guy with a lizard tongue or a lowiq or an explosive violent temper, of course you're gonna be lonely."
Leela: "There's nothing wrong with having high standards. Now canwe please stop..."
Zoidberg: "The female Leela's problem is purely medical. Soon shewill drop her eggs and they will hatch, and all will be well."

  
2.
Amy: "Let's all takeher out tonight. There's lots of great places to meet people!"
Hermes: "The Federal Sex Bureau!"
Bender: "A saucy puppet show!"
Zoidberg: "The rotting carcass of a whale!"
Amy: "Hmm...I'll pick."

  
3.
Fry: "Why's everyonewearing those rings?"
Amy: "Guh! Because nobody wears them anymore! Rings arestupid!"
Fry: "I think they look cool!"
Amy: "Shh, don't let anyone hear you say that!"
Man: "Hey, did that lad just say rings are cool?"
Amy: "No. He said they're stupid."
Man: "Cool!"

  
4.
Amy: "So what do youthink of that guy by the bar?"
Leela: "I don't know. Maybe."
Bender: "Forget it! He's gay."
Leela: "What? How can you tell?"
Bender: "I just know these things. I've got what they call'gaydar'."
Leela: "There's no such thing."
Bender: "No? ....Ok, I've got a lock on him. <beep> Yep, he'sgay!"
Amy: "Are you sure?"
Bender: "Definitely! Unless I'm getting interference from a gayweather balloon."

  
5.
Woman: "You're fromthe 20th century? That's incredible, I'm from the 21st century!"
Fry: "No way! We've got so much in common."
Woman: "We sure do. Remember when those cyborgs enslavedhumanity?"
Fry: "Uh...Yeah! That rings a bell."

  
6.
Fry: "I need theapartment tonight. Go see a saucy puppet show."
Bender: "Can do!"

  
7.
Man: "My my my, what'sa beautiful lady like you...whoah! I'm sorry, I thought you had two eyes."

  
8.
Robot voice: "This isVirgon 6."
Professor: "This is Virgon 6."
Amy: "Buh!"
Professor: "It's a sunny little doomed planet inhabited by a numberof frisky little doomed animals."
Leela: "Animals?"
Professor: "That's right, animals in desperate need ofrescue."

  
9.
Leela: "Yes, but whatabout the animals?"
Professor: "The wha?"
Leela: "The animals."
Professor: "I didn't say anything about animals. Now it seems theplanet will collapse within three days. Incidentally, this will kill all theanimals."
Leela: "So we have to bring back two of each kind, just like Noah'sark."
Bender: "Why two? ....Oh, hehehehehe!"

  
10.
Fry:"I betcha Leela's holding out for a nice guy with one eye."
Bender: "That'll take forever. What she oughta do is find a niceguy with two eyes and poke one out."
Fry: "Yeah, that'd be a time saver."

  
11.
Fry:"Leela's got a boyfriend!"
Leela: "No I don't, but I think we oughta meet with him and see ifhe'll help us rescue those animals."

  
12.
Zapp:"Killbots? A trifle. It was simply a matter of outsmarting them."
Fry: "Wow, I never would've thought of that."
Zapp: "You see, killbots have a preset kill limit. Knowing theirweakness, I sent wave after wave of my own men at them until they reached theirlimit and shut down."

  
13.
Leela:"I might've liked Zapp Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threwme in prison."

  
14.
Zapp:"I'm facing a formidable female adversary, Kif. Suggestions?"
Kif: "I fail to see any problem, sir. You already imprisoned herunder directive B10.81."
Zapp: "You mean Brannigan's Law?"
Kif: "Right, that law."
Zapp: "Which one?"
Kif: "Brannigan's Law."

  
15.
Fry:"We can definitely escape, Bender. All you have to do is bend the hatchoff this steam pipe."
Bender: "Hey, yeah!" (pipe bending sounds)
Fry: "No good, it's full of steam!"

  
16.
Zapp:"Sorry...just go. You want the rest of the champagne?"
Leela: "No. And it's pronounced 'champagne'"
Zapp: "Oh God, no!" (sobs)
Leela: "It's not a big deal!"

  
17.
Leela:"Zapp, last night was a mistake."
Zapp: "A sexy mistake."
Leela: "No, just a regular mistake."

  
18.
Leela:"The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is away. From."

  
19.
Zapp:"Kif!"
Kif: "Yes...oh...yes, captain?"
Zapp: "I have made it with a woman! Inform the men."

  
20.
Kif:"Fatso says you're free to go."
Fry: "Really? Why?"
Kif: "Why, indeed?"
Fry: "What does that mean?"
Leela: "Nothing."
Bender: "So should we get our stuff and head down to theplanet?"
Leela: "We just talked, ok?"

  
21.
Leela:"All right, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planetis supposed to collapse in approximately...two hours ago."

  
22.
Zapp:"You know, Kif, one my woman returns I won't have much time to hang outwith the boys anymore."
Kif: "That's a shame, sir."
Zapp: "So let's make the most of our time together, shall we?...Never mind, just give me a back rub."

  
23.
Leela:"Leave him alone! It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killingmachine. Is it, snoogums?"

  
24.
Leela:"We're out of fuel! Bender, I told you to fill the tank before weleft."
Bender: "Yeah, I'll do it when we get back."

  
25.
Fry:"Lucky for us, Zapp Brannigan's nearby."
Leela: "No way, forget it! I refuse to go crawling back tohim."
Fry: "What? What are you talking about?"
Leela: "Nothing. We just talked."
Bender: "So what's your problem? It's not like you slept with him.(long pause) Oh my God..."
Fry: "Oh, how could you, Leela? I thought you had some standards. Imean, jeez, he's a dumb gross gorilla!"
Leela: "That's enough. Don't you think I feel bad enoughalready?"
Fry: "No!"

  
26.
Leela:"All right, all right, I'll call him. I mean, if living is that importantto you."

  
27.
Leela:"Look, are you gonna rescue us or not?"
Zapp: "Can't you ask a little more sexfully?"
Leela: "Pleeeeease, big Z?"
Zapp: "Certainly! But first you'll have to get rid of that thing.That's the law, Leela. And Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love - hard andfast."

  
28.
Fry:"Wow, way to tell that guy off! Now what's your secret escape plan?"
Leela: "Uh...I guess to sit here and wait for death."
Bender: "Can do!"

  
29.
Leela:"Bender, pick it up and put it in the engine."
Bender: (mumbles)

  
30.
Leela:"We made it! And some of the animals survived."
Bender: "So a couple animals didn't die, and Leela got lucky.That's what I call a successful mission."
Fry: "We're heroes!"

  
31.
Zapp:"Captain's Journal. Stardate...uh..."
Kif: *sigh* "April 13th."
Zapp: "April 13.2! We have failed to uphold Brannigan's Law.However, I did make it with a hot alien babe. And in the end, is that not whatman has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars? Kif, I'm asking you aquestion."
Kif: *sigh*

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 11:11:44 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV05 - Fear of a Bot Planet

1.
Fry: "I don't getthis. Is Blernsball exactly the same as baseball?"
Farnsworth: "Baseball? God forbid."
Leela: "Face it, Fry, baseball was as boring as mom and apple pie.That's why they jazzed it up."
Fry: "Boring? Baseball wasn't...hmm, so they finally jazzed itup."


  
2.
Fry: "What justhappened? Why is the ball on that sproingy thing?"
Leela: "It's traditional. Just like aluminum bats and the seventhinning grope."


  
3.
Zoidberg: "I'd like ajumbo squidlog please."
Man: "We don't sell those."
Zoidberg: "All right, all right, let me have one of your young on aroll."
Man: "We're out of rolls."
Zoidberg: "Fine! Just give me something crawling withparasites." (gets handed a hotdog, then eating/growling sounds)
Fry: "Mmm! At least hot dogs haven't changed."


  
4.
Leela: "Miller's on apace to hit 70 blerns."
Professor: "He's good, all right, but he's no Clem Johnson. AndJohnson played back in the days before steroid injections were mandatory!"


  
5.
Professor: "Chapek IXwas colonized centuries ago by a murderous crew of radical robotseparatists."
Bender: "Oh, so just cause a robot wants to kill humans, that makeshim a radical."


  
6.
Leela: "Hey, hold on.I understand these robots hate humans, but how do they feel about humanoidaliens?"
Professor: "They're not fans."


  
7.
Bender: "Oh, I get it,make the robot do all the work!"
Leela: "This is the first actual work you've ever had to do aroundhere."
Bender: "Well, I'm not doing it! It's a robot holiday."
Fry: "Really? Which one?"
Bender: "Only Robannukah, the holiest two weeks on the robotcalendar."
Leela: "Aw, come on, Bender. Last month it was Robamadan. Andbefore that, Robanzaa."
Fry: "Man, that one was a blast!"
Bender: "It wasn't just a blast! It was a sacred tribute to myancestral prototypes...which happened to take the form of a drinkingcontest."


  
8.
Bender: "But so helpme, I'll hold a grudge against every last stinking one of you for the rest ofyour lives!"
Professor: "Well, then it's settled! So long, everyone."


  
9.
Fry: "So let me getthis straight. This planet is completely uninhabited?"
Bender: "No, it's inhabited by robots."
Fry: "Oh, kinda like how a warehouse is inhabited by boxes."
Bender: (mutters)


  
10.
Bender:"Yes Ms. Leela, tote that spacebarge, lift that spacebale."


  
11.
Robot #1:"Administer the test."
Robot #2: "Which of the following would you most prefer? A: apuppy, B: a pretty flower from your sweety, or C: a large properly formatteddata file?"
Robot #1: "Choose!" (Leela and Fry whisper)
Fry: "Uh, is the puppy mechanical in any way?"
Robot #2: "No, it is the bad kind of puppy."
Leela: "Then we'll go with that data file!"
Robot #2: "Correct."
Robot #1: "The flower would also have been acceptable."
Robot #2: "You may pass."


  
12.
Robot:"Sir, are you aware that you're leaking coolant at an alarming rate?"
Fry: "Uhh..."
Robot: "Let me just patch you up with some hot resin."
Fry: "I think the leak's stopping itself! Wait...wait...yeah! Therewe go. Wait...yeah."
Robot: "What sort of robot turns down a free blast of searing hotresin?"


  
13.
Robot man:"The human was impervious to our most powerful magnetic fields, yet in theend he succumbed to a harmless sharpened stick. Heh heh heh."
Robot woman: "I'm just glad the nightmare is over."
Robot man: "It'll never be over, Wendy. Even now, humans arelurking in our playgrounds...our (?)...perhaps even our movie theaters!(screams in the theater)"
Fry: "God help us!"


  
14.
Leela:"Try to stay with the crowd so no one notices how crummy you look."
Robot: "Aw, that was uncalled for."
Fry: "I'm over here!"


  
15.
Robot #1:"I heard a human was draining coolant behind garbage can 738!"
Robot #2: "I heard they unscrew our lugnuts at night and eat themat their human brunches!"


  
16.
Robot:"We have with us today a guest whose irrational hatred of humans makes melook like a human sympathizer." (laughter)


  
17.
Bender:"Death to humans!" (cheers)
Fry: "Aww, it's good to hear his voice."


  
18.
Fry:"My God, he's become evil! I mean eviler."


  
19.
Bender:"Now, your basic human is between 3 and 25 feet tall, and is made of ahairy, oily goo wrapped in a t-shirt."
Robot #1: "Is it true they bite your neck and suck yourtransmission fluid and then you become a human?"
Bender: "Sure, why not?"
Robot #2: "Anything in the trap?"
Bender: "Nothing! Today's active humans prefer a low caloriebait."
Robot #2: "Well, that makes 146,000 unsuccessful hunts in arow."


  
20.
Bender:"Wait...what's that?"
Robot: "That's the old abandoned adult bookstore. Nothing in thereexcept maybe a few shreds of moldy old robot pornography."
Bender: "Hmm...sounds like a breeding ground for humans. I'd bettercheck it out!"


  
21.
Fry:"But Bender, we're your friends!"
Bender: "Friends? That activates my hilarity unit! I'm just amachine to you. You're no more friends of me than you are with the toaster orthe phonograph or the electric chair!"


  
22.
Robot Judge:"Thank you, prosecutor. I will now consider the evidence."
Fry: "Hey, wait a minute! Isn't anyone gonna defend us?"
Leela: "Yeah! I mean, he may not have a case...but I'm genuinelynot human!"
Robot: "Quiet, human!" (collective gasp)
Robot #2: "Uh oh, he froze up again."
Robot #3: "Try control, alt, delete!"
Robot #4: "Jiggle the cord!"
Robot #5: "Turn him off and on!"
Robot #6: "Clean the gunk out of the mouse!"
Fry: "Call technical support!"
Robot #2: "Ok, ok, he's back online."


  
23.
Bender:"Humans are no threat to us. They're stupid, putrid, cowards!"
Fry: "Damn right!"
Bender: "The fact is, humans are completely harmless."
Robot #1: "We're well aware of that."
Bender: "You are?"
Robot #1: "Of course. But they're useful to us as a scapegoat todistract the public from their real problems."
Robot #2: "Like our crippling lugnut shortage."
Robot #3: "And a corrupt government of incompetent robotelders."
Robot #4: "Duh, that's for sure!"
Robot #1: "Quiet, Jimmy."
Bender: "Well, I'm glad we got all that out in the open."


  
24.
Fry:"Stop! Take one more step, and I'll...breathe fire on you!"
Leela: "He'll do it! He's crazy!"
Robot #1: "Can they really breathe fire, or did we make thatup?"
Robot #2: "Gee, I can't remember anymore. It might just be fromthat stupid movie."
Robot #3: "Was that the original or the remake?"
Robot #4: "I don't...hey, they're getting away!"


  
25.
Fry:"So long, suckers! Uh...hello, suckers!"

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 11:28:37 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV06 - A Fishful of Dollars


1.
Professor: "Goodmorning, class. I trust you've all prepared for today's final exam."
Fry: "Uh, excuse me, I missed a few lectures. What subject isthis?"
Professor: "Ancient Egyptian Algebra."
Fry: *gasp* "What a nightmare!"
Professor: "Mr. Fry! Are those your underpants?"

  


2.
Fry: "What a weirddream! I'll never get back to sleep." *snore*

  


3.
Leela: "Didn't youhave ads in the 20th century?"
Fry: "Well sure, but not in our dreams! Only on tv and radio...andin magazines...and movies. And at ball games, on buses, and milk cartons, andt-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky. But not in dreams! Nosirree."

  


4.
Amy: "Hey Bender!Great new sweater."
Bender: "What sweater? I came in with it! I don't know youpeople."

  


5.
Fry: "Do you takeVisa?"
Clerk: "Visa hasn't existed for five hundred years."
Fry: "American Express?"
Clerk: "Six hundred years."
Fry: "Discover Card?"
Clerk: "Hmm...sorry, we don't take Discover."

  


6.
Fry: "Hey Bender,sounds like you could use a little of that oil." *crash*
Bender: "Um...I'm boned."
Policeman: "Freeze, scuzzbot!"
Bender: "Uh, there's obviosly been some sort of a mistakehere." *more crashing* "I'm sure there's..." *crash* I say, I'msure there's... *crash* That is, I'm sure there's a very reasonable... *crash*

  


7.
Amy: "Do we haveenough money to pay Bender's fine?"
Fry: "Seventy-eight...Seventy-nine...$79.50...crud! We're $.50short."
Leela: "I'd love to chip in, but Bender stole my wallet."

  


8.
Woman: "Hmm...we don'tseem to have you retina scan, your fingerprint or your colonic map onfile."
Fry: "Yeah, well, I did open the account over a thousand years ago.What about my ATM card?"
Woman: "Do you still remember your PIN number?"
Fry: "Sure. It's the price of a cheese pizza and a large soda backwhere I used to work. Panucci's Pizza."
Woman: "Ok, you had a balance of $.93..."
Fry: "All right."
Woman: "And, at an average of two and a quarter per cent interestover a period of one thousand years, that comes to...$4.3 billion."
Fry: (hyperventilates and passes out)

  


9.
Leela: "I know Fry'srich, but do we really have to wear these top hats?"
Bender: "Maybe you don't understand just how rich he is. In fact, Ithink I'd better put on a monocle."

  


10.
Fry:"Just keep the tab under $50 million."
Robot: "Yo, I haven't got all day. What kinda pizza yous guyswant?"
Fry: "Uh, yeah. We'll have one with everything but anchovies andone with my all time favorite topping, anchovies."
Robot: "Invalid selection. Yo, whaddaya talkin about?"
Fry: "Anchovies! Y'know, those little headless fish."
Robot: "Does not compute. Does not compute." (explodes)
Professor: "I'm sorry Fry, but the anchovy has been extinct sincethe 2200s."
Fry: "What???"
Professor: "Oh my, yes. Fished to death. Just about the time yourpeople arrived on earth, wasn't it, Zoidberg?"
Zoidberg: "I'm not on trial here!"

  


11.
Auctioneer:"Now our final item - this unopened can of Angry Norwegian brand anchoviesca. 1997."
Fry: "Anchovies!"
Auctioneer: "The last known can in existence, guaranteed fresh andedible."

  


12.
Leela:"Fry, you can't bid against Mom! She's the richest, most powerful personin the world. And she's so adorable!"

  


13.
Fry:"One jillion dollars!" *collective gasp*
Auctioneer: "Sir, that's not a number." *collective gasp*

  


14.
Fry:"Now if you'll excuse me, it's
8:00. Time to get busy." (starts listening to "Baby Got Back"by Sir Mix-a-lot)
Leela: "You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classicalmusic."

  


15.
Fry:"Maybe you can't understand this, but I finally found what I need to behappy. And it's not friends. It's things."
Bender: "I'm a thing!"

  


16.
Mom:"It's those damned anchovies! That dirtbag Fry must know their secret, andI won't rest until I get my hands on them. No one messes with Mom."*laughs maniacally, sons join*
Son: "Quiet, you!"

  


17.
Mom:"A single drop of the anchovy's natural oil would lubricate ten robotspermanently."
Son: "Wow, it's a shame they went extinct."
Mom: "No it isn't! Shut your filthy clam!" *slap* "Thankyou, Walt."

  


18.
Son:"My God...this Mr. Fry must be a mastermind of the highest order."

  


19.
Mom:"You know what needs to be done."
Son: "What?"
Mom: "Get his PIN number, you idiots! Now I'm off to some charityBS for knocked-up teenage sluts."

  


20.
Son:"And if you need further proof that this is really a thousand yearsago...well, here's contemporary actress Pamela Anderson!"
Fry: "Ooh!"
Pamela: "Hello, Fry. Remember me from Baywatch: The Movie?"
Fry: "Uhh..."
Pamela: "It was the first movie to be shot entirely in slowmotion!"
Son: "It hasn't been made yet."
Pamela: "Then he doesn't know I won the Oscar?"
Son: "Nope!"
Pamela: "Crap!"

  


21.
Fry:"What can I get you?"
Pamela: "Oh, I'll have a cheese pizza and alarge...uh...line!"
Son: "Soda!"
Pamela: "Oh, right...cheese pizza and a large soda!"

  


22.
Leela:"You're Fry's relative. Do you have any idea how he got so crazy?"
Professor: "Uh, wha? Oh, yeah, they say madness runs in our family.Some even call me mad. And why? Because I dared to dream of my own raceof atomic monsters, atomic supermen with octagonal shaped bodies that suckblood...."

  


23.
Fry:"You might as well put that checkbook away, because I've discoveredsomething even more important. My friends. And they aren't worth even a pennyto me! That's why these anchovies are going on a pizza, so I can share the foodI love with the people I like."
Mom: "Holy hell! You're going to eat them? Oh! Well, now just makesure you eat them all, you're a growing boy. Toodleoo, dumbass."
Fry: "What a nice lady."

  


24
Fry:"Ok, my friends, get ready for the most delicious extinct animal you'veever tasted!"
Amy: "I dunno, I've had cow."

  

25.
Zoidberg:"That stench, that heavenly stench!" *gobbles up the anchovies*"More.
Fry: "There aren't any more, and there never will be."
Zoidberg: "More! More! Mooore! Bleaargh!"

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 11:39:29 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV07 - My Three Suns

1.
Fry: "Hey, whatchawatching?"
Bender: "Uh, nothing!"
Leela: "Is that a cooking show?"
Bender: "Nooo, of course not! It was...uh...porno! Yeah, that'sit."
Leela: "Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's socute."
Bender: "Aw, it's true. I've been hiding it for so long."
Fry: "It's ok, Bender. I like cooking too."
Bender: "Pansy."

  
2.
Leela: "I know youlike cooking shows, but you're a robot. You don't even have a sense oftaste!"
Bender: "Honey, I wouldn't talk about taste if I was wearing alime-green tank top."
Fry: "Bam!"

  
3.
Man: "Psst, you wantto buy organ? Fresh and cheap, ready for transplant."
Fry: "Ooh, what's this?"
Man: "Ah, is x-ray eye. See through anything."
Fry: "Wait a minute, this says z-ray."
Man: "Z is just as good! In fact is better, is two more thanx!"

  
4.
Fry: "Wow, you guyssell every kind of meat here except human!"
Clerk: "What, you want human?"

  
5.
Bender: "Hey buddy,I'm looking for fresh slug."
Clerk: "Yellow or purple?"
Bender: "Whatever."
Clerk: "The purple one causes terrible nightmares anddiarrhea."
Bender: "Yeah, yeah, either one's fine."

  
6.
Fry: "Now that youmention it, I do have trouble breathing underwater sometimes. I'll take thegills."
Man: "Yes, gills. Then you don't need lungs anymore, isright?"
Fry: "Can't imagine why I would."
Man: "Lie down on table. I take lungs now, gills come nextweek."

  
7.
Professor: "Good news,everyone."
Bender: "Uh oh. I don't like the sound of that."
Professor: "You'll be making a delivery to the planet Trisol."
Bender: "Here it comes."
Professor: "A mysterious world in the darkest depths of theForbidden Zone."
Bender: "Thank you, and goodnight."
Leela: "Uh, Professor, are we even allowed in the ForbiddenZone?"
Professor: "Why, of course! It's just a name, like the Death Zoneor the Zone of No Return. All the zones have names like that in the Galaxy ofTerror."
Leela: "Uh, Professor..."
Professor: "Off you go! Pleasant trip!"

  
8.
Fry: "Egh, that's thesaltiest thing I've ever tasted! And I once ate a big heaping bowl ofsalt!"
Amy: "Bender, is this salt water?"
Bender: "It's salt with water in it, if that's what you mean."
Fry: "My vision's fading, I think I'm gonna die!"
Bender: "There was nothing wrong with that food! The salt level was10% less than a lethal dose."

  
9.
Alien: "You drank ouremperor!"
Fry: "No! It wasn't me!" *belch* "Hehehe."

  
10.
Leela:"So after I specifically asked you not to touch anything, you drank abottle of strange blue liquid? It could've been poisonous acid!"
Fry: "It could've been, but chances were equally good it was anemperor."

  
11.
Alien:"This is your majesty's harem. You may choose any of these maidens to beyour royal consort."
Fry: "Uh, how bout that one?"
Alien: "Oh, I didn't realize your majesty was into that sort ofthing."
Fry: "Uh...on second thought, I'll take that one!"
Alien: "Hey! Whatever you say, I'm not here to pass judgment."

  
12.
Leela:"Does anyone else think it's odd that a shiftless 25-year-old delivery boycould drop out of the sky, kill the emperor and be rewarded instead ofpunished?"
Fry: "You don't have to beat around the bush, Leela. We all know whoyou're talking about. Me, right?"

  
13.
Fry:"There won't be a lot of long-winded speeches, will there?"
Alien: "Only one. The absolutely flawless recitation from memory ofthe royal oath. By you."
Fry: "Will there be cake?"

  
14.
Alien:"Get ready to laugh til your sides leak."

  
15.
Leela:"Do you have any idea what the average length of their reigns was?"
Fry: "Uh, eighty thousand years?"
Leela: "No, one week."
Fry: "Damn! I knew you wouldn't have asked unless it was reallyhigh or really low."

  
16.
Fry:"It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All yearlong the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus moochedoff his girlfriend and watched tv. But then the winter came and the grasshopperdied, and the octopus ate all his acorns! And also, he got a racecar! Is any ofthis getting through to you?"

  
17.
Alien:"Long live Fry the Solid!" *cheers*
Bender: "Hey look, the suns are setting. I can finally switch tohard liquor."

  
18.
Alien:"The emperor (?)! He's still alive!"
Emperor: "Of course I'm alive! Now cut this creep open and drain meout."
Fry: "My tummy hurts."

  
19.
Zoidberg:"Relax, Fry. I'll simply spin you in a high-speed centrifuge, separatingout the denser fluid of his highness."
Fry: "But won't that crush my bones?"
Zoidberg: "Oh, right, right, with the bones. I always forget aboutthe bones.

  
20.
Emperor:"As emperor I refuse to be dripped out from somebody's armpit."
Fry: "I could vomit or urinate, would you feel better aboutthat?"
Emperor: "Slightly. But my favorite so far is the bonecrushing."
Amy: "What about crying?"
Fry: "That's a great idea. Crying!"
Emperor: "Fine. That or the bone one."

  
21.
Fry:"It's no use. I wanna cry, but I'm just too macho."
Bender: "I'll make you cry, buddy. *ahem* You're a pimple onsociety's ass and you'll never amount to anything!"
Fry: "Whaddaya mean? I was emperor of a whole planet."
Bender: "Good point....but here's a disturbing reminder. Everyoneyou knew or loved in the 20th century is dead!"
Fry: "These things happen."
Bender: "Grr...ok, Fry. Grab a kleenex for this one...cause there'sno God and your idiotic human ideals are laughable! Hahahaha!"
Fry: "Phew! That's a load off my mind."

  
22.
Amy:"You did your best, bender."
Bender: "Up yours, bimbo!" (Amy sobs)
Zoidberg: "Let's face it, we're in hot butter here. We should callLeela for help."
Bender: "Cram it, lobster!" (Zoidberg sobs) "But that isa good idea. I'll go call her!"

  
23.
Voice:"Collect call from..."
Bender: "I'm not giving my name to a machine!"
Leela: "I'll accept."
Bender: "Fry's in trouble and he needs help! Now I don't like you,and you don't like me..."
Leela: "I like you!"
Bender: "You do? Uh, look, are you gonna help or not?"
Leela: "I don't know why I should, I mean, after what he..."
Bender: "Wait, wait wait wait wait. What is it you like best aboutme?"

  
24.
Bender:"Perhaps I'll look out this window. Ah, dear God in heaven, they'reswarming all over her!"
Fry: "No, no!"
Amy: "What are you talking about, Bender? She's mmmph..."
Bender: "They're strapping her to the juicer! Oh, they're puttingsome ice cubes in the glass under it. Awww..."
Fry: *gasp* "This can't be happening!"
Bender: "It can, and for all you know it is!"

  
25.
Fry:*kick* "Ow! What was that for?" *slap* "Hey, come on! Thathurt!"
Leela: "I know. Amy, get the bottle. *slap*"
Fry: "Ow! Oh...now I understand."
Leela: "Come on, everybody help out Fry." *slap*
Fry: "Oh...ow!" *sniff* "Thanks, everybody! I love youall." *sobs* "You guys are true..." *yelp* "Cut it out,Bender! That's a tender area." *cries some more*

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 11:56:12 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV08 - A Big Piece of Garbage

1.
Professor: "Good news,everyone! Tomorrow you'll be making a delivery to Ebola 9, the virusplanet."
Hermes: "Why can't they go today?"
Professor: "Because tonight's a special night, and I want all ofyou to be alive."

  
2.
Bender: "Soundsboring!"
Professor: "Oh my, yes."

  
3.
Professor: "Behold,the death clock! Simply jam your finger in the hole and this readout tells youexactly how long you have left to live."
Leela: "Does it really work?"
Professor: "Well, it's occasionally off by a few seconds, what withfree will and all."

  
4.
Fry: "How long do Ihave to live?"
Bender: "Ooh! Dibs on the cd player."

  
5.
Wernstrom: "Face it,Farnsworth, you're over the hill. It's time to leave science to thehundred-twenty-year-olds."
Farnsworth: "You young turks think you know everything! I wasinventing things when you were barely turning senile."
Wernstrom: "Haha! Go home before you embarrass yourself, old man!Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take a nap before the ceremonies."

  
6.
Bender: "I've beenperusing your fortified wine list, and I've selected the '71 Hobo's Delight,the '57 Chateau Portey, and the '66 Thunder(??)."
Waiter: "Exquisite choices, sir."
Bender: "And...mix them all together in a big jug."

  
7.
Fry: "Don't worry,Professor. It's no competition for your Death Clock."
Wernstrom: "And what will you be presenting this evening,grandpa?"
Professor: "Let's just say it'll put you young whippersnappers inyour place!"
Wernstrom: "I just hope it's not as lame as that Death Clock youpresented last year."
Professor: "Eh...last year, you say?"
Wernstrom: "That's right."
Professor: "Oh my! Did it put you young whippersnappers in yourplace?"
Wernstrom: "Hardly! We laughed until our teeth fell out."

  
8.
Wernstrom: "I'vewaited a hundred years for this, Farnsworth. I give your invention the worstgrade imaginable - an A minus MINUS!" *laughter from the crowd*

  
9.
Fry: "There wereplenty of times in my century when I was gonna give up, but I never did. Never!Hey, are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up."

  
10.
Professor:"I'm going to build that smelloscope!" *later* "
Eureka!"
Fry: "Did you build the smelloscope?"
Professor: "No, I remembered that I built one last year."

  
11.
Fry:"Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus." *laughs*
Leela: "I don't get it."
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."
Fry: "Hehe, no, no, I think I'll just smell around a bit overhere."

  
12.
Voice:"The repulsive barge circled the oceans for fifty years, but no countrywould accept it. Not even that really filthy one...you know the one Imean."

  
13.
Fry:"Wow, you got that off the internet? In my day the internet was only usedto download pornography."
Professor: "Actually, that's still true."
Woman: "Now that the garbage is in space, Doctor, perhaps you canhelp me with my sexual inhibitions."
Man: "With gusto."
Fry: "Aww..."

  
14.
Fry:"Hey, you have no right to criticize the 20th century. We gave the worldthe light bulb, the steamboat, and the cotton gin."
Leela: "Those things are all from the 19th century."
Fry: "Yeah, well, they probably just copied us."

  
15.
Mayor:"Garbage ball, huh? That sounds serious."
Professor: "Very serious, Mayor Poopenmeyer."
Mayor: "I gotta make sure this isn't another scientific fraud likeglobal warming or secondhand smoke."

  
16.
Woman:"Mr. Mayor, we just got this transmission from
Neptune."
Man's voice: "Giant garbage ball...passed close by...horriblestench!" *retching sounds*
Woman: "The transmission cuts of there, sir." *more retching*"No, I guess it keeps going...there we go."

  
17.
Wernstrom:"Uh, in theory, perhaps. But you'll never find a crew willing to take on amission so suicidally dangerous."
Bender: "Aw, crap!"

  
18.
Professor:"Once you activate it, you'll have 25 minutes to get away."
Leela: "That's all? But..."
Professor: "Now, now! There'll be plenty of time to discuss yourobjections when and if you return."

  
19.
Leela:"We're breaking up! Turn on the anti-smell device!"
Fry: "Hm! Sporty."

  
20
Fry: *gasp* "Some BartSimpson dolls!"
Bart Doll: "Eat my shorts!"
Bender: "Ok! Mmm...shorts."

  
21.
Leela:"Get ready to run, we've got twenty-five minutes. Uh...fifteen minutes.Five minutes. Six H minutes?"
Bender: "Hmm...there's the problem! The professor put the counteron upside down."
Leela: "That idiot! It wasn't set for twenty-five minutes, it wasset for fifty-two seconds!"
Fry: "Aaaaah! We're gonna die! Right?"
Bender: "Right."
Fry: "Aaaaah!"

  
22.
FemaleNewscaster: "This is one day Mittens the kitten won't soonforget!" *chuckles*
Morbo: "Hehehe. Kittens give Morbo gas."

  
23.
Professor:"This is all my fault."
Fry: "No, it's my fault too. I'm sure I threw out more than myshare of that trash up there. Also, one month my toilet broke and I just wentstraight in the garbage can."
Mayor: "Uugh!"

  
24.
Mayor:"Dr. Wernstrom, can you save my city?"
Wernstrom: "Of course, but it'll cost you. First I'll needtenure."
Mayor: "Done."
Wernstrom: "And a big research grant."
Mayor: "You got it!"
Wernstrom: "Also, access to a lab and five graduate students...atleast three of them Chinese."
Mayor: "Did...all right, done. What's your plan?"
Wernstrom: "What plan? I'm set for life. Au revoir, suckers!"
Leela: "That rat! Do something!"
Mayor: "I wish I could, but he's got tenure."

  
25.
Mayor:"But garbage isn't something you just find lying in the streets of
Manhattan!"

  
26.
Fry:"Bender, drink that beer and drop the bottle on the ground. Verynice."
Mayor: "Get that robot some more beer!"
Bender: "Hmm?"

  
27.
Mayor:"All right, places, everyone! Prepare for launch!"
Professor: "Five...four...three...two...three...four...five...six..."
Leela: "Just fire the damn thing!"
Fry: "Oops."

  
28.
Mayor: "Andso, on behalf of the entire city, I thank you, Professor Farnsworth. I nowpresent you with the academy prize, which we confiscated from Dr. Wernstromafter it became apparent that he was a jackass." *applause*
Professor: "Yes! In your face, Wernstrom!"
Wernstrom: "I'll get you, Farnsworth. Even if it takes anotherhundred years."

  
29.
Fry:"There were plenty of times in my century when I was gonna give up, but Inever did. Never. Hey, are you even listening to me? Oh, I give up."

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 12:07:09 | 显示全部楼层
Episode Sounds: 1ACV09 - Hell is other Robots

1.
Leela: "Impressive, they'rebusting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate."
Bender: "I believe that qualifies as ill...at least from atechnical standpoint."
Fry: "Will you guys shut up? I'm trying to look cool."


2.
Fry: "C'mon guys, tonight we'regonna party like it's 1999...again."


3.
Fry: "Back in the 20th century Ihad all five of your albums."
Ad-Rock: "That was a thousand years ago! Now we got seven."
Fry: "Cool! Can I borrow the new ones? And a couple of blanktapes?"


4.
Bender: "Uh, hey, I'm no square,but isn't that counterindicated by my operations manual?" *laughter*
Fender: "Come on Bender, grab a jack. I told these guys you werecool."
Bender: "Well, if jacking on will make strangers think I'mcool...I'll do it!"


5.
Robot: "Wretchedsinner-unit...the path to robot heaven lies here, in the Good Book 3.0."
Bender: "Hey, do I preach to you when you're lying stoned in thegutter? No! So beat it!"
Fry: "Who was that guy?"
Bender: "Your mama, now shut up and drag me to work."


6.
Leela: "Bender, why are youspending so much time in the bathroom? Are you jacking on in there?"
Bender: "No! Don't come in!"


7.
Fry: "I know Big Vinnie said hewas giving me the kiss of death, but I still think he was gay."
Leela: "Did he use his tongue?"
Fry: "A little."


8.
Fry: "You ok, Bender?"
Bender: "None of your business, get off my back!"


9.
Preacherbot: "I see a lot offancy robots here today. Made of real shiny metal. But that don't impress therobot devil, no sir!"
Robot: "No, sir!"
Preacherbot: "Cause if you're a sinner, he's gonna plug hisinfernal modem in the wall, belching smoke and flame, and is gonna download youstraight to robot hell."
Robot: "Straight to hell!"
Preacherbot: "So I ask you, who will stand up and be saved? Who?Who?"
Bender: "Me!"


10.
Leela: "Give him a break, Fry. Ifthis helps Bender clean up his act, then I think we should be supportive."
Bender: "Wonderful! Then you'll all come to my exceedingly long,unair-conditioned baptism ceremony!"


11.
Waiter: "Would monsieur care tosee the wine list?"
Bender: "No poison for us, thanks. I'll stick with good old mineraloil. Ah, functional."


12.
Bender: "Friends! Friends! Surelyyou're not going to eat before we say robot grace. In the name of all that isgood and logical, we give thanks for the chemical energy we are about toabsorb. To quote the prophet Jer-a-matic, one zero zero zero one zero one zeroone zero one zero one..." *time passes* "...zero zero one zero oneone zero zero one...two. Amen."
Fry: "Does that mean we can eat now?"


13.
Professor: "If only he had joineda mainstream religion, like Oprahism or Voodoo."


14.
Fry: "Whoah, whoah, wait, Bender.As long as we're here, why don't we take in some exotic dancing?"
Leela: "Hey, great idea!"
Bender: *gasp* "But those girls don't wear cases! You can see theirbare circuits!"


15.
Bender: "I'll be holdingauditions tonight for my next movie. And even though you're all young andnaive, I think you might just have what it takes." *giggles*


16.
Fry: "Look, Nibbler's caught thescent of vodka and motor oil! Go boy, follow that stench!"


17.
Beelzebot: "Sorry Bender, you agreedto this when you joined our religion. If you sin, you go to robot hell...forall eternity!"
Bender: "Ah, hell. I mean, heck."
Beelzebot: "It's all right, you can say that here."


18.
Leela: "Who would've thought hellwould really exist? And that it would be in
New Jersey?"
Fry: "Actually..." *gets interrupted*


19
The Robot Hell Song


20.
Bender:"Don't worry, guys. I'll never be too good or too evil again. From now on,I'll just be me."
Leela: "Uh, do you think you could be just a little less evil thanthat?"
Bender: "I dunno. You think you could survive a seven hundred footfall?"
Fry: "Heh heh. Good old Bender."

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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-30 12:24:09 | 显示全部楼层
偶然发现刚才还没发完贴就已经有人开始下载了
发贴的时候一边整理上传一遍想自己是不是瘋了,不过看到有人下载又变得很开心~
先放出第一季的剪辑,大家要是喜欢以后再陆续补完。因为单个文件正好在可上传的大小内,打包太大没法上传…这样找起来也比较方便。

可能又有人开始抱怨金币不够了,那就好好参与其他贴的讨论!下载时注意版规,灌水或违反版规的回帖偶一向不会手下留情,新人要特别注意噢
Have fun!
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发表于 2008-12-4 21:43:33 | 显示全部楼层

回复 10楼 魔索布莱城 的帖子

你说的估计是偶,,,,,,,我以为是经典口语呢,我就把顶楼全都下载了,,,,,当下完之后看到第二贴,第三贴,,,,,,,,,,,,天啊,魔版主你要干啥啊
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zhengger 该用户已被删除
发表于 2008-12-6 11:00:11 | 显示全部楼层
提示: 作者被禁止或删除 内容自动屏蔽
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-12-6 12:31:13 | 显示全部楼层
这个是人家早做好了的,我只是转载整理一下
幸好全部重新上传一遍,gotfuturama又限制登录了。偶真是太有先见之明了!

[ 本帖最后由 魔索布莱城 于 2008-12-6 12:34 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-12-7 19:20:24 | 显示全部楼层
...........对于我这种类型的英盲来说属于天书
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发表于 2008-12-11 23:23:42 | 显示全部楼层
唉,听得DR.F的声音多现在我连说中文都时不时不自觉地模仿他了……
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-12-11 23:34:44 | 显示全部楼层

回复 15楼 Vinci 的帖子

这么死忠的fans啊 等等偶给你发个他的配音视频贴再闪去睡
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发表于 2008-12-12 23:35:01 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 魔索布莱城 于 2008-12-11 23:34 发表
这么死忠的fans啊 等等偶给你发个他的配音视频贴再闪去睡


http://bbs.flyine.net/thread-88886-1-1.html
哦,你说的那个视频我看过了,Youtube上关于FUTURAMA的基本上大部分看过,谢谢BZ
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发表于 2009-1-3 15:52:34 | 显示全部楼层
大工程,楼主辛苦!支持一个~
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发表于 2009-1-3 18:37:01 | 显示全部楼层
哇 好东西...字幕组的副产品么?好东西
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