很有爱的放上偶翻的视频中英文翻译（太恶搞了～～考…………
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So,in the second season finale of "Torchwood",Captain Jack's ex-lover,Captain John,wreaks havoc over the city of Cardiff.
But it turns out John was being used by Jack's younger brother,Gray,who comesback seeking revenge.Who sets explosives all over Cardiff and buries Jack alive.
I know Jack doesn't die ……what happens at the end?
Sir…uh…Tosh and Owen
Toshiko and Owen are killed off by Gray in the finale. Only Jack.Ianto,and Gwen survive.
Anyone who really loves Russell T.Davies,or any other Torchwood writers,and doesn't care about Torchwood at all,Leave the room right now.
Are you kidding me??!!!!! Are you fuking kidding me???????!!!!!!!!How can they kill off two of the main characters?!!There's only five people on the team to begin with!!!
They've completely ruined the dynamics of the show!! I love Tosh and Owen They were supposed to get together!!!
What are they going to do with only three fucking people left on the show?
Rumors on the internet say they're going to bring Mickey and Martha in for Season3?
That's the stupidest idea ever!
They're trying to push the show to younger fans to obtain more viewers
the whole point of toorchwood is that it's for adults!
The allen sex and swearing is why I watched it in the first place!That's why I love British television!They have edgier content than that censored American crap!!Captain Jack is a intergalatic MANWHORE!!You cann't plug that to kids!At least,not to little kids!
Otherwise,it might well be another fucking "Sarah Jane Adventures"!And how the hell can they replace Toshiko with ANYBODY?!let alone MICKEY?!Tosh was brilliant ,Michkey is a LOSER!Martha's ok,though.But the writers completely misused her this season!She barely did anything!They just put her in the background while they turned Owen into a zombie!A WHINEY ZOMBIE!!!!And why the fuck would they kill off a character bring him back to life only to kill him off again in the season finale??It's a comlete waste of character development!And it makes no sense!What's the fucking POINT?!
It's ok.He'll feel better when Doctor Who starts again.
I had BBC America added to my cable package just so I could watch this stupid show.And this is how my devotion is repaid? Bastards. I dont's think I can watch the show again after this.Maybe if Jack and Ianto have lots of man-on -man action next season…Imaight still watch it…at least I'llhave my "Janto" fix.
Fuck Chris Chinball.
Officer:那么，在Torchwood第二季结尾的时候，Jack的前任爱人，Captain John以一场浩劫Cardiff的方式报了仇，但是事情又发展成为JOhn 曾经为Jack的弟弟Gray效过力，Gray回归完全是为了报复。他将Cardiff布满炸弹并活埋了Jack
H：我知道Jack 没死……最后怎么样了？
Officer:长官……嗯……Tosh和Owen
Tosh和Owen最后被Gray杀了。只有Jac，kanto和 Gwen活下来了。
H：（压抑怒火颤抖地摘下眼镜）任何的确喜欢Russell T.Davies和其他Torchwood编剧作者并且并不在乎最终结果的人，请立即离开房间。
（众人沉默的一一离开房间，只留下三位军官）
H:(开始爆发了……）你开什么玩笑？？！！你TM耍我呢？？！！！他们怎么能干掉两个主要角色？？！！！那里本来也就只有五个人的小组吧？？！！（门外众人面面相觊～）他们完全毁掉了这部戏的推动力啊！！我大爱Tosh和Owen！他们本应在一起的！！！！
他们打算怎样？？这部戏就TM只留下三个人？？（一属下开始辩解）网上八卦流言说他们准备让Mickey 和 Martha出任第三季？（H更加暴怒）那可是世界上最蠢的想法了！
(此时属下已经头冒油光）他们想让扩大更年幼一些的观众群以提高收视率。可是Torchwood就是为了成人观众而存在的！
与外星生物的性爱和誓言是我看它的首要原因！！那正是为什么我控英剧！！他们有着更为尖锐敏感的内容，相比之下美国那些被审查过的根本就是垃圾！！Captain Jack是一个星际的种马！你不能把他强加给小孩们，至少不能给小P孩！！
否则，这TMD将会成为另一出“莎拉简大冒险”！他们怎么敢把Toshiko换成其他任何人？？不管MICKEY?!Tosh是个卓越的天才，而MICKEY是个窝囊废！尽管Martha还行吧，但是这集里作者根本就没有正确的使用过她！她几乎什么都干不了！（精彩的表情搭配啊……）他们只是把她当个布景道具，并且他们还把Owen变成一个僵尸！！一个唠叨个没完的僵尸！！！！！而且他们为什么还要让角色复活就是TMD为了在剧末再杀死他一遍？？？他们完全就是来浪费角色的发展空间！！而且这根本没有任何意义！狗屁不通！！
门外的啜泣与安慰：好吧好吧，他将会在Doctor Who回归之后好些的。
H:（沉痛的）我就是为了看这个该死的节目才在有线频道里加上了美国BBC，这就是我投入的热情得来的回报？混蛋。这之后我不认为我还会继续看这部剧了。如果下季Jack和Ianto有许多男人与男人间的行为……我也许还会继续看下去……至少我将会有我的"Janto"（JAck&Ianto囧）来补偿一下吧。
该死的Chris Chinball！
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