Torchwood上校日志 - 二十二（相关剧集0209）
Jack的日记22
2008.3.23 星期日
外星生物活动：啊，Cardiff的婚礼。我参加过一场，出现形变外星生物还不是婚礼发生的最可怕的事。空气中一定存在着什么。我们的老朋友Nostrovites露面了。他们利用了Gwen，使她成为了为他们孵卵的寄生体。Gwen当然非常地不高兴。
外星技术：用了一把奇特的解剖装置把卵从Gwen身上弄掉，非常有效。不过还是令我很震惊，这东西似乎只有在它自己感兴趣的时候才起作用。如果他们想要在我身上用这个，得先抓到我才行。
裂缝活动：在可接受范围之内
安全措施：情况在我们能完全掌控前出了一点小状况。不得不让所有的宾客都服用了消除记忆的药片，花了整晚的时间清理了现场。母的Nostrovites被证实对子弹很有恢复能力，所以我带了我最强的武器出来，小心翼翼地扛着。对此，Ianto一直吃吃地笑着，这种情况还持续了几天。Gwen的母亲被当成了人质，真是有家庭渊源。（Gwen也一直被抓作人质）
其他安全问题：一定要牢牢记住——在称呼别人的母亲“丑陋的巫婆”前一定要反复确认她真的是一外星生物。这算不上是个合适的婚礼，如果没人被揍的话。希望打的不是我的脸。
成员：尽管出现了外星生物和我们——到处战斗、破坏东西的场景，但Gwen和Rhys最终顺利地成婚了。我们都替他们感到高兴。也许能有一段在火炬木之外的生活了。我没有说谎——我冲过去大叫“不许结婚”，这真的是一出很大的笑话。我肯定Gwen和Rhys能为这个笑很久，也许几天、几年、几十年……
其他成员问题：Tosh拿到了Gwen抛出的新娘捧花。当然我们永远都不会让她知道最后的那段小插曲。
Captain Jack Harkness
Captain's Blog - Entry 22
posted Sunday, March 23, 2008
Ongoing Archive Notes
Torchwood 3
Volume 73, Week 9
Alien activity: Ah, Cardiff weddings. I’ve been to ones where shape shifting aliens weren’t the weirdest thing to happen. Must be something in the air here. Our old friends the Nostrovites showed up, and used Gwen as an incubator for their eggs. Gwen was understandably not pleased.
Alien technology: The Singularity Scalpel was used to remove the eggs from Gwen, and worked perfectly. It still terrifies me, that thing, seems to only work when it feels like it. If they ever need to use it on me, they’ll have to catch me first.
Rift activity: Within acceptable levels.
Security: The situation got a bit out of hand before we were able to contain it. Had to use amnesia pills on all the guests, and spend all night clearing up. Female Nostrovite proved to be extremely resilient to bullets, so I had to get my massive weapon out and take care of business. Ianto is still quietly chuckling about that now, days later. Gwen’s mother taken hostage. Must run in the family.
Other security issues: Reminder to self - double check that someone’s mother is actually an alien before calling them an ‘’ugly bitch’’. Although it’s not a proper wedding if someone hasn’t been punched in the face. Just wish it didn’t have to be my face.
Staff: Despite the alien’s - and our - stomping around and breaking stuff, Gwen and Rhys managed to get married in the end. We’re all happy for them. Maybe it is possible to have a life outside Torchwood. I can’t lie though - rushing in and shouting ‘’stop the wedding’’ was enormous fun. I’m sure Gwen and Rhys will be able to laugh about that, one day. Years, decades from now, maybe.
Other Staff issues: Toshiko caught the bouquet when Gwen threw it. Naturally we will never let her hear the end of this.
Capt. Jack Harkness.
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