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[杂项|Miscellany] [英文]飞出个未来出现过所有歌曲歌词

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发表于 2006-5-15 15:48:03 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
THE WHALERS SONG
from The Series Has Landed
Montage:
  'We're whalers on the moon,
  We carry a harpoon,
  For they ain't no whales
  So we tell tall tales
  And sing our whaling tune.'



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ROBOT HELL SONG
from Hell is Other Robots
Robot Devil
  Cigars are evil, you won't miss them,
  We'll find ways to simulate that smell,
  What a sorry fella, rolled up and smoked like a panatela
  Here on level 1 of robot hell
  Gamblings wrong and so is cheating
  So is forging phoney IOU's
  Let's let lady luck decide
  What type of torture's justified
  I'm pit boss here on level 2

  Ooh, deep fried robot

Bender
  Just tell me why,
Robot Devil
  Please read this 55 page warrant
Bender
  There must be robots worse than I,
Robot Devil
  We checked around there really aren't
Bender
  Then please let me explain,
  My crimes were merely boyish pranks
Robot Devil
  You stole from boy scouts, nuns and banks!
Bender
  Aww, don't blame me blame my upbringing!

Robot Devil
  Please stop sinning while I'm singing!

Robot Devil
  Selling bootleg tapes is wrong
  Musicians need that income to survive
Beastie Boys
  Hey Bender's gonna make some noise
  With your hardrive scratch from the Beastie Boys
  That's whatcha, whatcha, whatcha you get on level 5

Fry
  I don't feel well,
Leela
  It's up to us to rescue him,
Fry
  Maybe he likes it here in hell,
Leela
  It's us who tempted him to sin,
Fry
  Maybe he's back at the motel,
Leela
  Come on Fry don't be scared,
  I'm sure at least one of us will be spared,
  So just sit back and enjoy the ride,
Fry
  My ass has blisters from the ride

Robot Devil
  Fencing diamonds, fixing cock fights
  Publishing indecent magazines,
  You'll pay for every crime,
  Knee deep in electric slime,
  You'll suffer til the end of time,
  Enduring tortures most of which rhyme,
  Trapped forever here in robot hell!

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SINGLE FEMALE LAWYER
from When Aliens Attack
Bender
  Single Female Lawyer
  Fighting for her clients
  Wearing sexy mini skirts
  And being self-reliant
  ...Single Female Lawyer
  Having lots of sex...

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GRUNKA LUNKA WORKSONG
from Fry and the Slurm Factory
Grunka Lunka's:
  Grunka lunka dunkity doo
  We've got a friendly warning for you
  Grunka lunka dunkity daces
  The secrets of Slurm's on a need to know basis
  Asking questions in school is a great way to learn
  If you try that stuff here you might get your legs broke
  We once found a dead guy face down in the Slurm
  It could easily happen again to you folks

  So keep your head down and keep your mouth shut
  Grunka lunka lunka dunkity dot!

Later at the secret door:
  Grunka lunka dunkity-gredient
  You should not ask about the secret ingredient!
  Grunka lunka dunkity darn guards...

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BIRTHDAY SONG
from I Second That Emotion
All:
  'What day is today?
  It's Nibbler's Birthday,
  What a great day for a Birthday,
  Let's all have some cake.'
Fry:
  'And you smell like one too.'
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THE LEGEND OF EL CHUPA NIBRE
from I Second That Emotion
Duane (Mutatnt):
  Gather round children for the Legend of El Chupa Nibre
  He creeps and crawls in the midnight hush,
  Silent as a low flow toilet flush,
  Watch your step, cause sooner or later,
  He'll eat you whole, and half your alligator
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SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
from Xmas Story
Amy
  He knows when you are sleeping,
Farnsworth
  He knows when you're on the can,
Leela
  He'll hunt you down and blast your ass
  From here to Pakistan
Hermes
  You better not breathe,
  You better not move,
Bender
  You're better off dead I'm telling you dude
Fry
  Santa Claus is gunning you down

ROBOT XMAS CAROL
Various Robots Including Bender
  ...So lock your doors and hit the floor
  Cause Santa Claus comes tonight

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BUREAUCRAT SONG
from How Hermes Requisitioned His Groove Back
Hermes:
  When i was two there was a hurricane in Kingston Town
  with a foot and a half of water
  Everyone was alright, but I cried all night
  It blew my alphabet blocks out of order
  And they say
  this boys born to be a bureaucrat
  born to be all obsessive and snotty
  I made my friends and relations fill long applications
  to get into my tenth birthday party

Labarbara:
  But something changed when my man turned pro
Hermes:
  I was sorting but I wasn't smiling
Labarbara:
  He forget that it's not about badges and ranks
Hermes:
  It's supposed to be about the filing!

  People,
  We didn't choose to be bureaucrats
  No that's what our mighty Ja made us
  We treat people like swine and make them stand in line
  Even if nobody paid us

  They say the world looks down on the bureaucrats
  They say we're anal, compulsive and wierd
  But when push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
  Even if it's not a good idea
  Zoidberg!

Zoidberg:
  They said i probably shouldn't be a surgeon
Farnsworth:
  They poopooed my electric frankfurter
Leela:
  They said I probably shouldn't fly with just one eye
Bender:
  I am Bender please insert girder

Hermes:
  Everybody sing Jamaica!
All:
  Jamaica!
Hermes:
  Just the bearuacrats - Jamaica!
Bureaucrats:
  Jamaica!
Hermes:
  Just the grade nineteens!
Morgan Proctor:
  Jamaica.
Hermes:
  Sing me home,
  When push comes to shove you gotta do what you love
  Even if it's not a good idea!

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POPPLERS JINGLE
from The Problem with Popplers
Fry/Bender
  Pop a Poppler in your mouth
  When you come to Fishy Joe's
  What they're made of is a mystery
  Where they come from no one knows
  You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em
  You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em
  If you promise not to sue us you can shove one up your nose
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MY BROKEN FRIEND
from Bendin' in the Wind
(Note: Many of the verses in this song were accompanied by Beck on the tail end but are not transcribed as such here)
Bender
  People say my broken friend is useless
  But I say his mind is free
  There's lots of things my mangled robot
   friend could be
  He could make a good hat rack
Beck
  He only has to stand there
Bender
  Or a cheap door stop
Beck
  He doesn't need to move
Bender
  Or a great big giant thermos
  With a twist off top
Beck
  That would be good for soup
Bender
  He could be a storage closet
Bender,Beck
  For outdated pants
Beck
  I like 'em tight
Bender
  My broken friend could do it all
Bender, Beck
  Just give him a chance
Bender
  That robot has a tragic secret
  That I'd like to share
Beck
  For real?
Bender
  My broken friend is closer to me
  than an ass to a chair
  That robots name I never told you
  You could not foresee
  I'll say it loud and sing it proud
Bender, Beck
  His name is  you and me
Bender
  Don't melt me down into a crow bar
Beck
  It suffers alone
Bender
  Just cause I can't move my arms and legs
  Or toss me into a trash can
  Just cause I can't cook you ham and eggs
  Don't crush me into an anchor

  Just because I can't jump and dance and sing
  I'm telling you my broken friend
  Put your hands in the air like you just don't care
  I'm telling you my broken friend
  Can do most anything!
  Yeah!

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NEPTUNIAN ELVE WORK SONG
from A Tale of Two Santa's
Neptunian Elves
  We are free and clearly sober  
  With so many toys to build
  The machines are kind of tricky
  Probably someone will be killed
  But we gladly work for nothing
Fry
  Which is good because we don't intend to pay
Neptunian Elves
  The elves are back to work today
  Hooray!

  We have just a couple hours
  To make several billion gifts
  And the labor isn't easy
Leela
  Then you'll all work triple shifts
  You can make the job go quicker
  If you turn up the controls to super speed

Neptunian Elves
  It's back to work on Xmas eve
  Hooray.

Leela
  And though your cold and tired and ugly
  Your pride will mask the pain
Fry
  Let my happy smile warm your hearts
Neptunian Elf
  Theres a toy lodged in my brain

  We are getting awfully tired
  And we can't work any faster
  And we're very very sorry
Bender
  Why you selfish little bastards!

  Do you want the kids to think
  That santas just a crummy empty handed jerk!
  Then shut your yaps and back to work!

  Now it's very nearly Xmas
  And we done the best we could
Fry
  These toy soldiers are poorly painted
Leela
  And their made from inferior wood
Bender
  I should give you all a beating
  But i really have to fly
Robot Santa
  If I weren't stuck here frozen
  I'd harpoon you in the eye

Neptunian Elves
  Now it's back into our tenements
  To drown ourselves in rye
Leela
  You did the best you could i guess
  And some of these gorillas are OK
All
  HOORAY! (we're adequate!)
  The elves have rescued Xmas day
  Hooray!

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DAISY
from Love and Rocket
Bender
  Daisy, Daisy,
  Give me your answer do,
  I'm half crazy, all for the love of you
  It won't be a sylish marriage,
  I can't afford a carriage,
  But you'll look sweet, upon the seat,
  Of a bicycle built for two

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BENDER WAGON SONG
from Where the Buggalo Roam
Bender:
  We got a right to pick a little fight with rustlers,
  Somebody wants to pick a fight with us,
  He better bite my ass
  YeeHaw!
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PHAROH AND HIS PETS
from A Pharoh to Remember
Osirian
  Pharoh my god-king
  you are cold and deceased,
  Are you still half insane?
  Ph-Ph-Ph-Pharoh and his pets...

  ...but the years went by and Pharoh died,
  Suzy went and joined him in the afterlife...

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DON'T MESS WITH EARTH
from A Taste of Freedom
Head of the ACLU
  You can eat my dog,
  You can eat my truck,
  But you eat my flag and you're out of luck!
  She's 'awaven proud around the world,
  From Dallas to Ft. Worth,
  Let me say it again...
  Don't mess with Earth!
  ...Don't-mess-with-Earth.
  Kill Zoidberg!!
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THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM THEME (THEME FOR THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM)
from Less Than Heroes
  Go, go, go New Justice Team
  Go team, go team, team team team
  Whose that newest Justice Team
  The New Justice Team
  Captain Yesterday is fast
  Also he is from the past
  Not just fast but from the past
  Captain Yesterday!

  Super King has all the powers of a King
  Plus all the power of Superman,
  Also he's a robot
  Ain't it cool? Super King you rule!

  Cloberella beats you up
  Cloberella beats you up
  Who does she beat up? You!!
  Cloberella!

  Citizens, never fear
  Crazy do-good freaks are here
  Until they run out of steam...
  Miracle cream, miracle cream

  Gives the power to the team
  Its effects wear off for sure
  So they just slop on some more
  The New Justice Team!

THE NEW JUSTICE TEAM ENDING THEME CREDITS
In typical Fox fashion this song and animation that played over the end credits was not aired. It is sung to the same music as the above song and will more than likely be able to be heard on the Season 4 DVD's when they are released.
  Go, go, go New Justice Team
  Fighting justice is their quest
  Super King, Cloberella
  And all the rest

  Here's to you new Justice Team
  Do the things that make a team
  Help each other do some things
  Winners don't use drugs!

  The New Justice Team!

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BEE HAPPY
from The Sting
(Note: The 'bee' in the 'bee happy' chorus is sung by a space bee and the 'happy' line is sung by the character mentioned in the transcript)
Amy
  In every life, we have some trouble,
Bender
  But when you worry, you make it double
Bender/Amy
  Don't worry, bee happy!
Professor
  The landlord says your rent is late
Hermes
  He may have to litigate
Bender/Professor/Hermes
  Don't worry, bee happy!
Zoidberg
  Ain't got no cash, ain't got no style
  Ladies vomit when I smile
  But does Zoidberg worry?
  Feh! You wish
  Don't worry, bee happy!
Hermes
  Don't worry now Amy
Amy
  OK, I'm happy!!
Bender
  Take us home Bender!!
  Don't worry!! Bee happy!!

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TV PARTY TONIGHT!!
from Bender Should Not Be Allowed On TV
Played over end credits and sung to the tune TV Party Tonight by Black Flag
Bender
  TV party tonight!
Farnsworth
  Whu?
Bender
  TV party tonight!
Farnsworth
  Oh!
Fry
  We've got nothing better to do
Leela
  Then watch TV and have a couple of brews
Zoidberg
  Don't want to talk about anything else
Fry
  We don't wanna know!
Farnsworth
  We're dedicated, yes
Hermes
  To our favorite shows!
Cubert
  All My Circuits!
Dwight
  Everybody Loves Hypno-Toad!
Tinny Tim
  Scary Door!
Leela
  Blernesday Night Blernesball!
Bender
  Futurama!
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LEELA: ORPHAN OF THE STARS
from The Devil's Hands Are Idle Playthings
Captain
  Who is this one eyed female baby Moses?
  With courage in her female babies smile?
Orphans
  A savior from the stars
  Or something stranger still
Leela
  Or just a lonely filthy starving child
Bender
  Leela! Leela, Leela save him
  Save Fry! Save Fry! Godzilla,
  Will devour him as for me I must be off
  To have my doctor check this cough
  Goodbye

Fry
  To win Leela's heart with the holophoner's art
  I need hands of transcendental quickness
Robot Devil
  Well I don't see any danger
  In gambling with a stranger
  For my head is of a most amazing thickness

  I'm stupid! I'm stupid! I'm stupider than you
  I'm stupider than you in every way

Robot Devil (spoken)
  Stupider?
  Bah! This opera is as lousy as it is brilliant
  Your lyrics lack subtelty
  You can't just have your characters announce how they feel
  That makes me feel angry!
Fry (spoken)
  Look, what do you want?
Robot Devil (singing)
  I want my hands back!
  Ahahahahahahaha!
Fry
  Never!
  A Deals a deal, even with a dirty dealer
Robot Devil
  Very well, then I'll take what I want from Leela!
  Leela has promised me her hand
Leela
  Fry, you do not understand!

  I should have revealed I've been deafened by Bender
  the shame, the shame
  But I feared you'd stop writing this musical splendor
  Deceptions', the curse of my whimsical gender
  He gave me mechanical ears
  Effective yet just a bit garish
  In return without shedding a tear
  I agreed that I'd give him my hand...
Robot Devil
  In marriage
Leela
  What?
Robot Devil
  You'll give me your hand in marriage
Hermes
  Is this really happening or just being staged?
Farnsworth
  It can't be real,
Amy
  Not if Leela is engaged
Leela
  That isn't what I meant, that isn't what I signed
Robot Devil
  You should have checked the wording in the fine,
  Print
Leela (spoken)
  I'll give you my hand
Leela/Robot Devil (singing)
  In marriage
Bender
  The use of words expressing something other than
  their literal intentions, now that, is, irony!
Robot Devil
  I will marry her now and confide her to Hell
  How droll, how droll!
  Where Styx is a river and not just a band
  Though they'll play our reception if all goes as planned
  Unless Fry you surrender my hands!!

Fry
  Destiny has cheated me, by  
  forcing me to decide upon
  the woman that I idolize
  Or the hands of an automotan

  Without these hands I can't complete
  The opera that was captivating her but if I keep
  them, and she marries him
  then he probably won't want me dating her

Farnsworth
  I can't believe the Devil is so unforgiving
Zoidberg
  I can't believe everybody is just ad-libbing!
Robot Preacher
  By the power invested in me by the state of New New York
Fry
  No!! Stop!
  Take my hands, you evil! Metal! Dork!!
Robot Devil
  Ahahahahahaha!!
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发表于 2006-5-15 16:21:05 | 显示全部楼层
那个钢卡卢卡的有吧?说实话挺好听的..
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发表于 2006-5-15 16:51:57 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 xiaozengxiao 于 2006-5-15 16:21 发表
那个钢卡卢卡的有吧?说实话挺好听的..

什么东西?
橙色小矮人的?
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发表于 2016-12-14 13:48:01 | 显示全部楼层
谢谢楼主分享
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