[搞笑] 怎样才知道自己是真正的星际之门Fans？
大家先自己看，有时间我慢慢翻译，蛮搞笑的
1. You can understand all of Sam's techno babble.
你能理解所有那些Sam喃喃自语的工程学术语
2. You answer questions from friends and family with "indeed".
你总是用“Indeed”来回答朋友或家人的问题
3. You say "for crying out loud" when frustrated.
你不如意的时候总是说“岂有此理”
4. You stand in front of the mirror trying to perfect your one eyebrow arched look.
你站在镜子前总想把你一边的眉毛摆弄成最佳形状（O'Neill的习惯）
5. You know there's a Stargate in your own back garden... but no one else can see it because the Nox's have disguised it for you.
你确信自己的后花园里有个星门……没有人能看到它是因为Nox替你把它藏了起来
6. You start talking to everyone in Ancient Egyptian.
你和每个人说话时都用古埃及语
7. You aspire to be an archaeologist and find someone called Daniel.
你立志当一名考古学家，并找到一个叫Daniel的同行
8. Talk about Abydos like a holiday destination.
把Abydos当作度假的目的地
9. You and your friends can actually integrate various SG-1 Quotes into everyday conversation and still make it sound normal.
你和你的朋友每天都对SG－1的那些冒险津津乐道，并且把这种讨论当作习以为常的事
10. You refer to your house as a gate address.
你总认为自己家的房子是一个星门地址
11. You attack everyone with a deep voice (i.e. Goa'uld).
你对每个人发脾气时都用Goa'uld那样的低沉语调说话
12. You start to sound like your favourite character.
你开始不自觉地模仿你最喜欢的角色
13. You refer to snakes as junior.
你把蛇当成Goa'uld幼虫
14. You get yourself a goa'uld symbol like Teal'c has on his forehead.
你在自己的前额上弄了一个像Teal'c一样的符号
15. You start to study Astrophysics (like Samantha Carter).
你开始对天体物理学感兴趣（Samantha Carter在这方面可是专家）
16. You refuse to write in anything other than hieroglyphics.
除了象形文字，你拒绝用任何其他文字写东西
17. You name your dog Murray.
你把自己的狗命名为Murray
18. You insist in having an apostrophe in your name.
你坚持要在自己的名字中间加一个简化符号（比如Teal'c这个名字中间的 “ ’ ”）
19. You refuse to eat Jaffa cakes.
你拒绝吃巴基斯坦迦法柑桔做的蛋糕（或柑桔饼）
20. You stand on a round man hole cover and waiting for the rings to appear and takes you off.
你站在一个手工画的圆圈中心，等待传送圆环从天而降，把你带走
21. You go up to Tony Blair and declare him a False God.
你去找Tony Blair（英国首相），并且当面指证他是个“伪神”
22. You go up to you front door and text somebody in you family sending SG1 code to open the iris.
你站在自家门口，用手机给家里人发短信叫他们开门，就好像SG1发送验证码叫SGC打开虹膜一样
23. You now when you're obsessed when you go up to one of the O's in the Hollywood sign and wait for the blue watery stuff to appear.
你站在好莱坞（大街）的圆型（广告）符号前，等待蓝色的像水一样的东西在圆环中出现（可是很久都没有出现，这让你很困惑）
24. You turn your broom into staff-weapon and carry it around the city "shooting" all people you think look like goa'ulds.
你把自己的扫帚弄成一根权杖武器，拿着它在城里到处溜达，看到长得像goa'uld的人就“射击”
25. The Stargate opening theme tune is the only song on your play list.
Stargate的片头曲是你音乐播放器列表中唯一的曲目
26. You start teaching the 'aliens' about the wizard of Oz.
你总是和外国人谈一些稀奇古怪的东西，因为你觉得他们像外星人
27. You refer to everyone by both their names every time.
28. Your entire computer screen is themed with Stargate references.
29. You wonder why the police don't use zats all the time.
30. You write to your MP demanding that we be allowed to use the Stargates, because the government is obviously just hiding them.
31. You pretend that a subspace bubble has cut you off from the rest of the world, and therefore you can't possibly go to work.
32. Your entire wardrobe consists of black shirts and green pants.
33. Every new situation you run into generates some form of "Wizard of Oz" reference OR you say regular sayings but use the literal words EX undomesticated equines instead of wild horses.
34. You wear your dad's old military clothes and pretend you work at the SGC.
35. You know the actual words to the Stargate theme.
36. After watching an episode, you act it out only to include yourself.
37. You run up your parents credits cards to buy stuff off of eBay to build your own Stargate.
38. You own a large black cloak and speak with a deep voice.
39. When you cook, you give them Stargate themed names: Carter crisps, Cha'ppai pie...
40. When you're in your car, you pretend to be on stakeout with Sam and Daniel.
41. You constantly carry a TER and do "sweeps" of your house to detect any Reetou.
42. You hear voices in your head and are convinced it's Urgo.
43. You keeping looking in the TV Guide for listings of "Wormhole X-Treme."
44. Watching any show you swear all villains are Goa'ulds.
45. You call your 'Goa'uld' fish O'Neill and Teal'c.
46. You keep telling your shrink that you're not schizophrenic, you're a To'kra.
47. You refer to everyone who has passed away as having "ascended".
48. You watch anything with Mary Steenburgen because she's "hot".
49. Every occasion needs cake!
You know the Unas and Goa'uld larva have cousins from the Outer Limits.
50. You know more about the characters history than you do about their real lives.
51. You call your bed "your sarcophagus".
52. You don't trust doctors, cause you fear they will find out you have a symbiote, and it is why you never get sick.
53. McGuyver?
54. Amanda Tapping has a career other than as Sam Carter.
55. Chris Judge played what sport, and for who?
56. You look forward to joining the Air Force and joining the SGC.
57. You spend hours wandering the corridors of Cheyenne Mountain, looking for hidden access to the lower levels, levels that no one seems to know exist, and you insist are there. (Have to have Joined the Air Force to have done this?)
58. You call your spouse Queen (if female).
59. You call your friends "your fellow System Lords" (not like they are really your friends but ..).
60. SG1 theme music is your ringer on your cell phone.
61. You spend hours working on this damn list of obsessions.
62. You spend $35 US on a book on the SG1 universe, and not just to play it as a D20 module, but just to own it.
63. You can name each of the episodes in order and what they story line is.
64. You own the collect DVDs of the show, all seasons available, and have the latest on back order as soon as they come out.
65. You paint all the phones in your house red just to pick up and say "Yes Mr. President".
66. You become entranced by your lava lamp (episode: The Light).
67. You replace your touch tone phone with an old rotary phone and loudly inform every one when each 'chevron' has locked.
[ Last edited by donatinoo on 2005-9-16 at 19:09 ]
