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[新闻剧透] 华盛顿邮报-奥巴马在 “太空堡垒卡拉狄加”大结局结束后一直郁郁寡欢

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发表于 2010-1-14 18:54:07 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale
奥巴马在 “太空堡垒卡拉狄加”大结局结束后一直郁郁寡欢

奥巴马对他的助理说自己就像是”一个失去复活船的赛昂人”

华盛顿-据白宫内部人士透露,自从上个月太空堡垒卡拉狄加2个小时的大结局放映以后,总统巴拉克.奥巴马就一直表现出不同寻常的冷漠和郁郁寡欢的神色.

总统先生最近好像一直恍恍惚惚的,”一位不愿意透露姓名的高级官员透露. “昨天在我们向他汇报有关伊朗无人驾驶战斗机侵入伊拉克领空的消息的时候,他抬起头的第一句话是, “那我每个星期五晚上10点应该看什么?数字追凶吗?”

自从司令官阿达玛意识到地球其实是一个无法居住的荒芜星球以来,我还没有见到他(奥巴马)的意志这么消沉过,”这位官员继续说. “至少我个人觉得是这样,我不怎么看电视剧,那种东西无聊透了”
奥巴马试图通过观看即将上映的衍生剧卡布里卡找到些许安慰

自从剧集结束以后,奥巴马被曝出不少负面传闻,对财政预算决议置之不理,无视妻子和女儿的存在,连每天雷打不动的健身计划也放弃了. 那种放纵自我的态度简直和”李在新卡布里卡星球获救之前的生活一模一样.”

除此之外,有消息称本来应该在本周一会见财政部长Timothy Geithner的奥巴马总统,只身一个人抑郁地坐在总统办公室内浏览论坛上其他粉丝对大结局的分析.

为了让自己重新振作起来,奥巴马决定再看一次导演剪辑版的第三季第九集 “未完成的使命
”, 这是被他称作 “将星芭儿和阿波罗之间的感情纠葛升华的神来之笔”


然而,重温剧集的后果只能让总统先生的心情更加沉重. 当一位工作人员建议他在近期的对丹佛市政治访问中随身携带一套DVD时,奥巴马喃喃的说, “这有什么用, 一切都结束了”

在我们一起讨论他每日行程的时候,他叹了一口气并问我说,你有没有看过太空堡垒.”一位白宫的秘书,曾被奥巴马开玩笑地称作 “比利”说到. “我告诉他我正打算开始看,因为我的妹妹超级迷这部剧集, 但我说话的时候,他的目光却一直静静地看着窗外.”

我注意到他把墙上挂着的太空堡垒卡拉狄加第4.5季的海报也撤了下来”她补充到

和往常观看之前的剧集一样,奥巴马一个人坐在白宫的放映厅里看了大结局,音量也调到了最大. 有消息说他看完以后表现的十分兴奋,并和他的幕僚们评论说编剧 “总结的相当好,只是稍微有点过了.”

这位三军总司令同时得意洋洋的说他 “早就知道All Along The Watch Tower会被用作FTL的跳跃坐标.

尽管在看完大结局后兴奋不已, 第二天早晨(周一)到来以后, 每周日观看Sci-Fi频道一小时的习惯的改变,开始影响到总统的日常生活.

我有点担心他,”第一夫人米歇尔.奥巴马在周二的一个募捐活动上说道. “当萤火虫被砍掉的时候,他就像一个僵尸一样晃悠了一个星期, “冲出宁静号(萤火虫的衍生电影)是唯一可以把他变回常人的途径. 昨天晚上他说他刚刚发现David Axelrod(奥巴马的竞选顾问)是终极五人中的一员,天晓得他在说些什么.”

作为1978年老剧集太空堡垒卡拉狄加的铁杆粉丝, 奥巴马一开始对于观看新剧集一直犹豫不决, 据说是因为看了预告以后,表示觉得星芭儿将由一位女演员来扮演难以接受. 然而,在参议院渡过漫漫的一周以后, 奥巴马还是决定从网飞公司(一家在线影院租赁公司)租了第一季.

助理人员说在奥巴马 “野火燎原般”地看完第一季以后, 就立即去当地一家百思买购物中心买了第二季的DVD, 然后,为了赶在第三季开播之前不漏下之前的内容,又匆匆的从Itunes上下载了大部分的第2.5季.

"在我们上个月谈话的时候, 他说过第三季是他最不喜欢的一季, 因为有几集讲到西洛和Sagittarons人(影射伊斯兰原教主义)的争端,以及任何有关凯莉的情节-都十分无聊并对剧集的推进毫无帮助.”阿富汗总统哈米德.卡尔扎伊说. “但是我告诉他当你用DVD观看所有剧集,而不是每周苦等新的一集出现的时候,这些看似不相关的剧集事实上让剧中的世界更加栩栩如生.”

哈米德.卡尔扎伊说, “但是最近, 和剧情比起来,他好像对塔利班武装分子的死灰复燃更加关心.”

在周三的一次紧急记者招待会上, 奥巴马对最近派驻阿富汗的美军,以及美国面临的其他问题发表了讲话.

我们的民族在浩瀚的宇宙中寻找自己的家园.”奥巴马说到. “我们的老姑娘已经步履蹒跚,了无所依, 而现在, 更是了无希望. 我从来没有说过这会是一段容易的旅程. 但我向你们保证: 有一个地方,在那里没有战火的硝烟,也没有金融的动荡. 根据科波之主传给我们的神圣卷轴的记载,十三部落在三千年前曾经到过那里. 那个星球的名字叫做地球. 不是另外的那个地球, 是我们脚下的这个地球. 这不太好解释. 总之, 我会指引大家通向地球之路.”

奥巴马接着说, “So say we all! So say we all! So say we all!”
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发表于 2010-1-14 19:16:28 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈哈,原来总统和我们一个口味...
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-14 19:19:15 | 显示全部楼层
本帖最后由 阿翩阿翩 于 2010-1-14 19:21 编辑

Obama Depressed, Distant Since 'Battlestar Galactica' Series Finale


Obama told aides he feels "like a cylon without a Resurrection Ship."


WASHINGTON—According to sources in the White House, President Barack Obama has been uncharacteristically distant and withdrawn ever since last month's two-hour series finale of Battlestar Galactica.

"The president seems to be someplace else lately," said one high-level official, speaking on condition of anonymity. "Yesterday we were all being briefed on the encroachment of Iranian drone planes into Iraq, when he just looked up from the table and blurted out, 'What am I supposed to watch on Fridays at 10 p.m. now? Numb3rs?'"

"I haven't seen him this upset since Admiral Adama realized that Earth was actually an uninhabitable wasteland," the official continued. "Or at least that's what he told me. I don't actually watch the show. It's not really my thing."


Obama attempts to console himself with leaked production stills from the upcoming spin-off Caprica.

Since the end of the series, Obama has reportedly brushed off key budgetary decisions, ignored his wife and children, and neglected his daily workouts, claiming that he no longer cares if he lets himself go "just like Lee did before the rescue on New Caprica."

In addition, sources confirmed that instead of meeting with Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner on Monday, the depressed president sat alone in the Oval Office, scouring Internet message boards for posts by other fans about the series conclusion.

Hoping to cheer himself up, Obama also decided to re-watch the extended director's cut of "Unfinished Business," a season three episode he once described as "bringing the Starbuck-Apollo relationship to a head in the best possible way."

Revisiting the series, however, has only made the president more miserable. After a staffer suggested he bring DVDs of the show along on a recent policy trip to Denver, Obama reportedly muttered under his breath, "What's the point? It's over."

"We were going over his schedule when he sighed and asked if I watched Battlestar," said a White House secretary, whom Obama used to playfully call "Billy." "I told him I was planning on it because my sister's a big fan, but he just stared out the window the whole time."

"I also noticed he took down his Battlestar Galactica season 4.5 poster," she added.

Obama watched the finale just as he had every previous episode, alone in the White House screening room with the volume turned all the way up. Sources said he emerged exhilarated and told several aides that the show's writers "wrapped things up the best they could, though the very end was a little much."

The commander in chief also bragged that he "totally called" the fact that "All Along The Watch Tower"would be used as the jump coordinates for the FTL drive.

Despite his initial excitement, by Monday morning the absence of the hour-long Sci-Fi program had begun to affect the president.

"I'm a little concerned," first lady Michelle Obama was overheard saying at a fundraising event Tuesday. "When Firefly was canceled, he walked around like a zombie for a week, and Serenity was the only thing that snapped him out of it. Last night he said he felt like he had just discovered David Axelrod was one of the Final Five, whatever that means."

A devoted fan of the original 1978 Battlestar Galactica, Obama was initially hesitant to watch the new series, saying he was upset to learn that hotshot pilot Starbuck would be played by a woman. However, during a particularly slow week in the U.S. Senate, Obama decided to rent the first season from Netflix.

Aides said Obama "blew through" season one in a weekend, then purchased season 2.0 from a local Best Buy, and, in order to catch up in time for season three, downloaded the majority of season 2.5 from iTunes.

"When we spoke last month, he said season three was his least favorite because some of the episodes with Helo and the Sagittarons—and pretty much anything that involved Cally—were boring and didn't advance the plot," Afghan president Hamid Karzai said. "But I told him that when you watch it all on DVD, and you don't have to wait a whole week for a new show, those peripheral episodes actually add new color to the already established world."

Added Karzai, "Lately, though, it seems like he'd rather talk about the resurgence of Taliban warlords in Kandahar than the show."

During an emergency press conference on Wednesday, Obama addressed his recent detachment, as well as various other matters facing the United States.

"Our nation finds itself in uncharted territory in the deep emptiness of space," Obama announced. "The Old Girl has limited supplies, no allies, and now, no hope. I never said this would be an easy journey. Yet I promise you this: There is a place where there is no war and no economic turmoil. It is where, according to the Sacred Scrolls handed down to us by the Lords of Kobol, the thirteenth tribe traveled over three thousand years ago. That place is called Earth. Not the other Earth. This Earth. It's complicated. Anyway, I plan to take us there."

Added Obama, "So say we all! So say we all! So say we all!"

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发表于 2010-1-14 20:43:51 | 显示全部楼层
超有意思哈~
虽然这个应该已经不是新闻了
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发表于 2010-1-14 22:12:07 | 显示全部楼层
好吧,你们可以当我是傻瓜,但还是弱弱的问一句,这不是恶搞的吧?
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发表于 2010-1-14 23:04:12 | 显示全部楼层
啊哈!啊哈?啊哈哈哈哈??!!……怎么办呢,推荐奥巴马去看DW么话说俺们这星期也是这状态啊,可惜俺不是总统没这影响力好吧……我承认我忘记看版块了……被蓝版主的出现误导了……
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发表于 2010-1-15 00:22:03 | 显示全部楼层
晕,这到底真的假的呀?
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发表于 2010-1-15 09:06:14 | 显示全部楼层
很像是恶搞
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发表于 2010-1-15 10:57:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊哈!啊哈?啊哈哈哈哈??!!……怎么办呢,推荐奥巴马去看DW么话说俺们这星期也是这状态啊,可惜俺不是总统没这影响力好吧……我承认我忘记看版块了……被蓝版主的出现误导了……
Satie裔 发表于 2010-1-14 23:04


嘿嘿,Welcome to Galactica~
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发表于 2010-1-15 11:01:14 | 显示全部楼层
"根据科波之主传给我们的神圣卷轴的记载,十三部落在三千年前曾经到过那里. 那个星球的名字叫做地球. 不是另外的那个地球, 是我们脚下的这个地球. 这不太好解释. 总之, 我会指引大家通向地球之路"
波塔尔化奥巴马,BSG粉丝真的很强大~
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 楼主| 发表于 2010-1-15 20:09:10 | 显示全部楼层
the onion洋葱新闻 是一个专门恶搞的新闻网站.
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发表于 2010-1-15 21:21:27 | 显示全部楼层
就像克林顿访问某地,当地人问她对小姐的看法一样,总统说什么话都可以被炒作。
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发表于 2010-1-17 22:56:25 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵雷得我外焦里嫩````
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发表于 2010-2-2 03:41:01 | 显示全部楼层
不会是真的吧? 看过GG就会发现 上流社会对BSG的态度是极度BS的...
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发表于 2010-2-2 07:48:49 | 显示全部楼层
噗 原来总统喜欢309这样的言情集
那么阿大妈和螺丝婶婶那个miss you i miss you too想必也是总统的大爱啦哈哈哈哈……
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发表于 2010-4-23 13:39:48 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈哈!太惊讶了!
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发表于 2010-12-26 21:07:55 | 显示全部楼层
我看过以后也郁郁寡欢的。看来我和总统先生所见略同啊

哈哈
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发表于 2010-12-27 08:08:21 | 显示全部楼层
有创意,不错的政治嘲讽
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发表于 2010-12-27 10:35:36 | 显示全部楼层
“将星芭儿和阿波罗之间的感情纠葛升华的神来之笔”

很多人说这集很水,但我当时看的时候倒是挺高兴的,非常喜欢。
一直对他俩很期待,结果莫名其妙就分手了,这集总算是交代了一下。
看完这集我竟然开始喜欢看拳击了
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发表于 2013-1-17 09:04:18 | 显示全部楼层
楼上,看完这集后我也开始喜欢拳击了,不过不是看,是打算去学。

我看完大结局后的反应和老奥差不多。
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