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[b][size=5]The Wisdom of DCI Gene Hunt (& colleagues)[/size][/b]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomtheme.mp3][font=Verdana][size=4][color=#ae6433]The Life on Mars Theme[/color][/size][/font][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lommix1.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The SnugRadio Life on Mars mix 1[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lommix2.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The SnugRadio Life on Mars mix 2 [/color][/size][/url]
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[size=4]Series One [/size]
[size=4]Gene: [/size][size=4][/size] [url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomdead.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]He's Dead! It's quite serious![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomfanny.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Fanny in the flat...Nice Work[/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomsoopadoopa.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]SoopaDoopa[/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomtits.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Tits in a Jumper![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomArmedBastards.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Drop your weapons! You are surrounded by armed bastards![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomAvinOops.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]It's 1973, almost dinnertime. I'm 'avin 'oops![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomGenie.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Trust the Gene Genie![/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomBritt.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I wanna hump Britt Ekland...What're we gonna do...![/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomEdunno.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Was that 'E' and you don't know the rest?! or you going 'Eeee, I Dunno' [/color][/size][/url][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomprostate.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Good Girl! Prostate probe and no jelly. [/color][/size][/url][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomSpain.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Give over, it's nothing like Spain![/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomStamp.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I'll come over your houses and stamp on all your toys![/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomWizard.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The Wizard will sort it out. It's cos of the wonderful things he does [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomKnackers.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Cartwright can jump up and down on his knackers![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomThinks.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]It's not a windup love, he really thinks like this![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lom2words.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Women! You can't say two words to them[/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomberniinn.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I was thinking, maybe, a Berni Inn![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lombollocking.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]If I wanted a bollocking for drinking too much...![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomcaseclosed.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Shhhh...hear that...that's the sound of this case being closed![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomchicken.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Chicken!? In a basket!?[/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomcocaine.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Seems a large quantity of cocaine...[/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomcockinkeks.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]You probably thought he kept his cock in his keks![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomdemotion.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The tail-end of Rays demotion speech![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomgay.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Stephen Warren is gay!?[/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lominitiative.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]You're a smart boy, use your initiative![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomjesse.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Don't be such a Jessie![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomlessthanexotic.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I find the idea of a bird brushing her teeth...![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lommagictalc.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Never been tempted to the Magic talcum powder?[/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomnicetits.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Make sure she's got nice tits![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomostrich.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]You're more likely to find an ostrich with a plum up it's arse![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lompintwayhome.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Drink this lot under the table and have a pint on the way home![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomprimeminister.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Never be a female Prime Minister![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lompubpubpub.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Pub? Pub! pub!.....Pub![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomrentboys.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Thou shalt not suck off rent boys![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomspecialclinic.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The number for the special clinic is on the notice board![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomuncletits.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]If me uncle had tits, would he be me auntie![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomvicars.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Got your vicars in a twist![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomwedone.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]We Done?![/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size]
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[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/lomKnackers.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Sam: White dog shit...that takes me back. [/color][/size][/url][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomabadthing.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Sam dresses Gene down![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomwheelbarrow.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Your mates got balls...If they were any bigger he'd need a wheelbarrow![/color][/size][/url][size=4]
[/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/Lomending.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The Ending - from 'I want to go home' to the end music.[/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size]
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[size=4][/size][size=4][/size][size=4]Series Two[/size]
[b][size=4]Gene: [/size][/b]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Arris.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Was he boffin yer mother up the Arris and eating all yer cream horns...?[/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Ballsy1.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Start behaving like a detective and show some balls.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Ballsy2.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Not that ballsy, you tart.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2BankOrPO.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Sorry Guv, Bank or Post Offices...?[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2BirdsNGuns.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]This is why birds and C.I.D. don't mix...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Bollocks.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]It doesn't take a degree in applied bollocks to know what's going on.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Cesspits.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I've seen cesspits with more brains.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2ChipOil.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Diana Dors & a bottle of chip oil...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Cobblers.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Cobblers![/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2CrimFrat.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The criminal fraternity sometimes indulge in practices called pretending and lying.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Cuban.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]And stub his Cuban out on his hand.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2DLYList.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The 'Don't Like You' List[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Dorothy.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Yes, Thank You Dorothy, I think we worked that out.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2DrugsEh.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Drugs Eh..? What's the point? [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2DS.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I'm bumping you back up to DS...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2EggButty.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]That's a drip from my fried egg butty, Luv.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Fart.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I never fart for fear of shitting myself.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2FilthySwine.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I love you...(oh..you filthy swine)...oo yeah.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Flashed.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Should've taken Cartwright with you...She could've flashed her tits and stopped 'em.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2GrownUpTalk.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Not now Luv, grown-up talk.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Hammer.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]George Rills died of a heart attack induced by stress...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Illustrious.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Harry Wolfs illustrious career speech.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Kick.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Give me an excuse to kick the crap out of ya.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Knit.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]You're not the one who's gonna have to knit himself a new arsehole[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Leper.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Fingers in more pies than a leper in a cookery course...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2ManUPuff.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]You great, soft, cissy, girly, nancy, french bender Man United supporting puff![/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Muchacho.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Comprehendez Muchacho...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Murderer.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Friggin' Bastard Murderer!...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Murderer.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The full 'Friggin Bastard Murderer' speech[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Naivety.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]He has this terrible condition called naivety...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Nun.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]As nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Picky.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Just be the picky pain in the arse your normally are...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Prowess.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Legendary prowess as a lover...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2RabidFerrets.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]You're going to be begging for those rabid ferrets...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2RSFairy.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Record Shop Fairy? [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Scrote.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I was happy to put some scrote down to buy us time...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Scumbags.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The scumbags of the Earth are out there spreading a new poison in my city [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Shed.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]What have you got in your garden shed these days? ...(lawnmowers?) [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Shotgun.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I could stick a shotgun up me arse, pull the trigger and they'd still miss.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Slap.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Fine by me...give me a shout if he needs a slap.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2SmartArse.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Oh, He's a right little smartarse! [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Spastics.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]...going at the speed of a spastic in a magnet factory.[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Tough.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]The world's getting tougher and the police have to match it. [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Tranny.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]As fake as a trannys fanny [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2VillanFarts.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]A villan farts in this city, our snouts should be able to name the arse responsible [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Whisky.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]I intend to drink the equivalent of the North Sea in whisky tonight [/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2WomenDetectives.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Well done Miss Marple...That's why we need women detectives.[/color][/size][/url]
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[size=4]Others:[/size]
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[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Weep.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Sam: I weep with happiness...[/color][/size][/url]
[url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Dwarves.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Ray: What's coming next? Dwarves?[/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2GungaDins.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Ray: I've got nothing against Gunga-Dins.[/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2FiringLine.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Annie: Let's hope you don't get in my firing line...[/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][align=left][url=http://www.mafster.co.uk/space/files/audio/LOM2Stinger.mp3][size=4][color=#ae6433]Annie, Sam, Ray & Chris: The Stinger[/color][/size][/url][size=4] [/size][/align][align=left][size=4][/size] [/align][align=left][size=4][/size] [/align][align=left][size=4][/size] [/align][align=left][size=4][/size] [/align][size=4][/size] 啊, 这个以前在国外网站看过, 大叔经典话语的总集合..........总是明嘲暗讽和一些让人费解的俏皮话儿:QQ 哇~的確是好東西~
77的解釋也不錯哇!
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